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OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:09 am

Apparently, when timing the egg, it's important to drive in a straight line otherwise the timing is a few milliseconds out and the egg could end up as hard as a brick.:wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:36 am

LADIES When treating genital thrush, always ensure you use natural bio-yoghurt and not raspberry flavoured Munch Bunch.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Been there done that!

The letter in letterbocks is so funny, and so true.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:55 am

I never was that sensitive Arnold

LADIES When invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party, go wearing hair rollers, so that the Queen will think you are going somewhere REALLY important afterwards.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a **** before the film starts.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:01 pm

I am loving this ...........

I was at the U2 gig at Twickenham Stadium last week. Seeing Bono's speech it was clear he is concerned about poverty and fair trade. Perhaps, then, he can explain why I paid seventy quid to get in, and six quid for a effing cheese pasty and a bottle of pop? Reg Reggington

:yh_rotfl

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:47 am

Oh no now everyone is going to access Roger's profanisaurus

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:38 am

Bothwell wrote: Oh no now everyone is going to access Roger's profanisaurusShurrup yer womfer..:wah::wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:40 am

*in character*

Hey, we can think up our own words like that whenever we want, I don't need a book!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:44 am

abbey wrote: Shurrup yer womfer..:wah::wah:

Define "womfer" please.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:13 am

OpenMind wrote: Define "womfer" please.

Sorry, cant do that, i found it on Rogers Profanisaurus. :sneaky: