What Psycho Thing Did YOU Do?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:20 am

What is the closest thing to psycho or psycho-est thing you have ever done to a partner? I'll go first:

My boyfriend cheated on me once and I told his parents he dropped out of college.

I told my ex's new girlfriend I was pregnant.

Someone I know put her boyfriends toothbrush in the toilet (She DID NOT let him brush his teeth with it though).

Anybody else have anything funny they diod when they were younger?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:51 am

*note to self* don't date DesignerGal:wah:

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:30 am

Wolverine wrote: *note to self* don't date DesignerGal:wah:

Oh come on.....I was in my twenties then:o . And let me tell you the history: We dated from middle school (7th grade) all the way to our sophomore year in college. He was a "buster". Always, cheatin, lyin', etc. We are great friends now but he did equally "psycho" things to me. Im not like that at all.

Im married now (2 years on Tuesday!) and my ex and I laugh about all the mean stuff we did to eachother.

Wolvie, you dont have ONE remotely crazy story about an ex? Did anyone ever do anything crazy to you?;)

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:09 am

Well.. my one roommate and his girl friend thought it was a riot when they set my alarm clock to go off on a morning I didn't have to go to work.. (after a hard nite on the town, I kinda forgot that and ended up at the office.. )... so..

I tied them into bed with dental floss after they had been out drinking beer for abit.. ahhhhhhh

the screams of agony a full bladder can create..

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:27 am

I guess the most psycho thing I did once was push my ex down a short flight of stairs (about 5 stairs). It was completely justified though. He was stalking me and drunk and he was trying to get into my apartment. My door was right at the top of a flight of stairs. In my anger I might have pushed him out of the doorway a little harder than necessary. Oops, too bad for him. That's why it's bad to stalk.

The funniest revenge thing I ever did was to sneak a box of tampons into his glove box. He was working on an AF base and security had to routinely clean out his car to check for bombs or weapons or what have you. I heard later that they threw them out of the car right in front of all his little guy friends and he was very humiliated. Funny for everyone BUT him, I guess. :wah:

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:36 am

well.. this isn't really a psycho thing.. but I have cleared bars with it.. so here are step by step instructions..

1) buy one large can of dinty more beef stew.. thin slightly with a bit of water

2) place beef stew in large ziplock bag.

3) attach bag of beef stew to your neck using a cord.. like a beef stew necklace

4) go to bar with 3-5 friends acting extremely drunk

5) order some shots... any kind will do

6) begin to pretend that you are gonna barf all over the bar...

7) lean over bar

8) make large gaggin and retching sounds

9) spill watered down beef stew all over bar top...

and.. the piece de resistance...

10) have friends pull out plastic forks and proceed to eat watered down stew...

works every time...

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:42 am

greydeadhead wrote: well.. this isn't really a psycho thing.. but I have cleared bars with it.. so here are step by step instructions..

1) buy one large can of dinty more beef stew.. thin slightly with a bit of water

2) place beef stew in large ziplock bag.

3) attach bag of beef stew to your neck using a cord.. like a beef stew necklace

4) go to bar with 3-5 friends acting extremely drunk

5) order some shots... any kind will do

6) begin to pretend that you are gonna barf all over the bar...

7) lean over bar

8) make large gaggin and retching sounds

9) spill watered down beef stew all over bar top...

and.. the piece de resistance...

10) have friends pull out plastic forks and proceed to eat watered down stew...

works every time...

THAT IS AWESOME!!!! I HAVE TO DO THAT FOR HALLOWEEN!!! My friends and I are going to the 930 club for a concert for Halloween and that would be the perfect place to do it. However, if someone really threw up because they got sick from watching it, I would really throw up!!!! And then it would be like the pie eating contest lard ass went to in that movie STAND BY ME. Remember that? I pushed my drunk boyfriend off of a stool one time at a bar and he fell and everyone laughed.

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:30 pm

My friend gained the passcode to ex's cell phone and turned message indicator off and would erase all of his messages before he got them. He found out pretty quick though.

Also, another friend squirted maynnaise all in her ex's underwear drawer.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:38 pm

I had an ex follow me around for a few months after HE dumped ME. He came into my work one night near closing time and I sicced a bouncer on him.

When I was about 22, I found out my boyfriend was messing around, caught up with him at a pool hall and blackened his eye in front of all his friends. Knocked him flat on his ass.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:04 pm

You go BR! A black eye too!

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:44 pm

When I was a teenager of about 16, I was dating a guy that I'll call "Buck." Well, Buck wanted to sleep with me. I told him no. We had only been dating for two weeks, and I wasn't about to. Buck decided that he would start seeing his ex-girlfriend again because she would sleep with him. He never told me that he was doing this, but he kept seeing me, too, leading me to believe that I was his girlfriend and that we were going steady. Well, one day I was over my cousin's house. Into the house walks this girl that I had never met before, but she knew my cousin. I'll call this girl "Barbara." Barbara and I started talking and found out that we had something in common. It turned out that Barbara was Buck's other girlfriend that he was turning to for sex, while he was still seeing me. Buck had Barbara believing that they were back together. He was telling both of us that he loved us. Barbara and I decided to get into her car and go for a ride. We drove to where Buck was working on cars with some friends. As we drove past him, both of us started yelling out of the window, "Hi, hon!, Hi, babe, Looking good," etc., etc. She honked the horn. We hooted and carried on. You get the idea. :driving: Buck's face turned bright red. :-5 He dropped the tool that he had in his hand and literally ran into a friend's house nearby. He was in such shock -- especially, since he thought that we both didn't know each other. Afterwards, Barbara and I got him out of the house and had fun dumping him at the same time and on the spot. Barbara and I became friends and hung out pretty regularly for a year or so afterwards.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:29 am

When I found out my ex-(we were married still) had a seperate life, I went over to the canal and threw in my wedding rings, I figured I didnt really need them anymore.

-I then called her cell number who knew she had a nextel and her whole family found out, including her husband sitting next to her, that was not my intention, I simply let her know she could have him, I wasnt interested anymore.

-Jasmund

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:43 am

Ok, ok. ok, uh, hum, after cruising the other post, I think I better fess up and tell what I did after that, Um, (sooooooooooooooooooo embarassed) Remember this is 6 years ago, and he waaasss very abusive. I had bought him a tan down jacket,he loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooved that coat, to say the least. And he had just called me a F^&*%$# Bitc$ so, after all that, I let him go to bed and I was crying and praying and then this little voice sorta said,"Jasmund girl, why you gotta be soooo good and nice and forgiving all the time" And it was my money that had just purchased that coat, right! On my dinning room table was a permanent marker, red in color , and danged if it didnt end up all over and I do mean all over the back of his jacket.

Now, the marker may have spelled out a few words, that some of us may be thinkg oh, girl, not nice, I had loved him since I was 15 years old. My only lover and soul mate.

-So I sorta spelled out abusive husband /father, I am divorcing you!!!!!!!

-Ok , this is where it gets bad, cause he leaves at 5:00 a.m. he didnt know what was on the coat until everyone at work saw it.

-Yes I have a regret, That was a dam nice coat!!!!!

-Remeber, before you cast stones, make sure no one else has a slingshot.

-Jasmund

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:18 am

Blimey this was donkeys years ago- the bloke i thought was my boyfriend (he was a fireman) turned out to be...youve guessed it MARRIED so i tracked him down to their house called him out and poured white gloss paint all over his brand new car then wacked him in the oolaalaa with a bicycle chain . Thats how i like a man down on his knees .......yes yes i know bad sarah jane.. my now hubby knows his place ..underneath me!!:)

TenneseeGirl · Post by **TenneseeGirl** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:03 pm

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Blimey this was donkeys years ago- the bloke i thought was my boyfriend (he was a fireman) turned out to be...youve guessed it MARRIED so i tracked him down to their house called him out and poured white gloss paint all over his brand new car then wacked him in the oolaalaa with a bicycle chain . Thats how i like a man down on his knees .......yes yes i know bad sarah jane.. my now hubby knows his place ..underneath me!!:)

LMFAO you go girlie! your nicer then i woulda been!@

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:10 pm

I never went psycho on anyone. I chose to leave and have the judicial system help me. I really hate to relate to anyone in a bad place.......There is so much more here and I just cannot talk about it. Sorry I am sounding stupid - I do not want to talk about it.

TenneseeGirl · Post by **TenneseeGirl** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:29 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: I never went psycho on anyone. I chose to leave and have the judicial system help me. I really hate to relate to anyone in a bad place.......There is so much more here and I just cannot talk about it. Sorry I am sounding stupid - I do not want to talk about it.
your such a dorkfish

Dakotawoman · Post by **Dakotawoman** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:30 pm

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:56 am

Ooh, that's clever! I hope you laughed your rear end off as you sat eating a big plate of something delightful while he plowed sullenly through a tasteless salad.

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:06 am

Y'ALL are sick!

roflmao...

truthfully I'm more like jasmund... i'm just too damned nice.

I did hav a fit of temper though my first year of marriage.. I was 17.

I got so mad I picked up one of those heavy amber ashtrays (from the casinos in Reno) and threw it at him. Just so you know I have pretty good aim and was not trying to hit him... just wanted to scare him a little. Well, I threw it so hard it stuck in the wall... right beside his head...

scared him a LOT!!!

hehehehehehe :yh_angel

listeranta · Post by **listeranta** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:10 am

gosh, psycho things I've done?

LOADSASTUFF!

The one that sticks in my mind, and that I feel badly about - putting my head through a shoe store window. Nothing to do with poor shop owner (sorry, sorry, really sorry, really really sorry) it just happened to be there when my brain wasn't! :yh_blush