Ask Nomad anything!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:19 am

Nomad!

Don't talk with you mouth full of Peach

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:31 am

No its Stephy that likes peaches not me !

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:54 pm

Can you read minds?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:55 pm

:yh_think ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:56 pm

Do you answer every question?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:56 pm

Do you really answer every question?

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:10 pm

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long

does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill

pickle?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:05 am

If I win the church bingo tournament, and the preacher asked me to tithe my winnings, isn't that double tithation?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:13 am

Accountable wrote: Can you read minds?

No. I consider myself blessed the few days I understand whats going on in my own mind. :-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:15 am

Accountable wrote: Do you answer every question?

What happened now ?:-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:16 am

valerie wrote: If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long

does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill

pickle?
Steinway makes a wonderful piano.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:18 am

Accountable wrote: If I win the church bingo tournament, and the preacher asked me to tithe my winnings, isn't that double tithation?

Yes it is. Renounce your church at once and retreat. I understand the the Davidians are up and running again.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:22 am

Nomad wrote: What happened now ?:-3
Why do you answer questions with questions? Is it to string out this Ask Nomad thread?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:23 am

You missed one:

Accountable wrote: :yh_think ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:26 am

Accountable wrote: Why do you answer questions with questions? Is it to string out this Ask Nomad thread?

Why ask why ?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:24 pm

Nomad wrote: Why ask why ?

why not?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:22 am

If you have a group of kids who like to bully and humiliate other kids, is each kid mean? Should you punish the group as one or try to figure out who the ringleader is and punish that kid more?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:57 am

Nomad wrote: Why ask why ?
"Try Bud Dry"

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:58 am

Nomad wrote: No its Stephy that likes peaches not me !
Reeeeee-ally???

veddy inta-res-tink

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:01 am

Wolverine wrote: Reeeeee-ally???

veddy inta-res-tink
:wah: *gosh Wolfy, when I read that, I heard the voice.....................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:02 am

yeah, the guy from "Laugh In":wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:02 am

And Ruth Buzzi, the little old lady, wacking the old man on the head-that was funny show...................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:06 am

I remember watching the re-runs with my dad. all those chickies in Bikinis

cooooool

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:17 pm

Umm excuuuuse me people but this is the Ask Nomad thread !!! Helloooo !

This isnt some playground for people to talk about bikinis and old shows from the 70s. This is a place for real people with real problems to come and seek help ok ? So if your just out for a romp go play in the ask accountable thread and let me do my work ! :rolleyes:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:19 pm

Why is the moon made out of green cheese?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:21 pm

Outstanding question bunny ! You go girl !

Next please.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:23 pm

*wiggling little bunny nose*

Oh Answer Man, why did the dish run away with the spoon?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:35 pm

This is a question thats been perplexing minds far greater than my own since the beginning of time. There are numerous theories many of which are pure speculation. As a mad scientist of course Ive studied every angle and believe Im headed in the right direction. This being said it would be irresponsible of me to just throw caution to the wind and blurt it out. I will tell you to keep your eye out for the Nov. issue of Scientific Monthly. There very well might be A Nomad article on this very subject.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:39 pm

Prof. Nomad, did your latest theory on the Absurdity of Lunar Bungee Jumping have any applications in your recent article? I noted that footnote 13 from your colloquim on "One Thousand and One Ways to Mainstream Hyperactive Posts" mentioned your recent excursions to Tibet? Would you care to elaborate on this?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:41 pm

okay ixnay on making Nomaday look stupiday :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:43 pm

:wah: Mi querido Nomad, nunca..........................

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:48 pm

HEY ! ixnay ixnay !!! :-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:37 pm

Uh ... do you work out?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:40 am

being a Mad scientist i thought i'd ask you, Which chemical concoction will make the biggest loudest Bang?

preferably without killing me.

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:39 pm

Ok, I know you would love this one.

Usually when someone is down right nasty to me I simply stay stoned face, or just say let me see what I can do!

I am talking about at work, no, oh,no some people think that I ccntrol the world and destiny back here behind the counter at the pharmacy.

-lighten up people I am not screwing with your co-pay just to see what your reaction is!!!!

Laughing hystericall because I enjoy watching your face turn purple!

Ok-

Nomade think of something that I can say that I can NOT loose my job for, that will put small, and I do mean small minded people in their place!!!!

Thanks

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:52 am

Where is your lovely wife lately? She hasn't posted in awhile!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:03 pm

Accountable wrote: Uh ... do you work out?

No pain......no pain

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:04 pm

actionfigurestepho wrote: Where is your lovely wife lately? She hasn't posted in awhile!

Shes shy

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:05 pm

Alfred wrote: being a Mad scientist i thought i'd ask you, Which chemical concoction will make the biggest loudest Bang?

preferably without killing me.

A really nifty thing to do is mix up a big vat of bleach & ammonia.

Nice knowing you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:07 pm

jasmund wrote: Ok, I know you would love this one.

Usually when someone is down right nasty to me I simply stay stoned face, or just say let me see what I can do!

I am talking about at work, no, oh,no some people think that I ccntrol the world and destiny back here behind the counter at the pharmacy.

-lighten up people I am not screwing with your co-pay just to see what your reaction is!!!!

Laughing hystericall because I enjoy watching your face turn purple!

Ok-

Nomade think of something that I can say that I can NOT loose my job for, that will put small, and I do mean small minded people in their place!!!!

Thanks

Serious answer Jazzy...take the high road. It makes you a better human being and its easier to live with yourself. Wish well to even your enemies. Especially your enemies.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:46 pm

Socks or no? Over-the-calf or footies?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:00 pm

Hi nomad, I was just wondering......why is it always now?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:42 pm

Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.

can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:52 am

Should we boycott France?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:57 am

do like michael savage, the radio host?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:50 am

Alfred wrote: Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.

can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.

Hi alfred 've seen that you've been trying to discuss that with Mike CT in the science forum, my advice is let it go, he's not listening.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:13 pm

Accountable wrote: Socks or no? Over-the-calf or footies?

For me footies w/ Adidas or Pumas.

For you knee high black wool socks w/ wing tips.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:18 pm

Galbally wrote: Hi nomad, I was just wondering......why is it always now?

Its not. --->NOW<--- is gone.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:21 pm

Alfred wrote: Perhaps you can settle an arguement Nomad.

can a cosmological redshift be used as evidence in the Big Bang theory.

I think I can wrap this up for you in a tidy little explanation. The Big Bang was actually babyrider being dropped on her head. The echo was resoundingly enormous.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:25 pm

Accountable wrote: Should we boycott France?

No. They have some redeeming qualities.

Oui magazine

The Awful Tower

French Silk Pie

French fries

Jerry Lewis