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BTS
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Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper......................................check

Bud Light.........................................check

Keystone Ice.....................................check

Budweiser.......................................check

Red Dog...........................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol...........check

Piece of plywood on which to float your chick and booze ...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.

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All the necessities............:-2
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ArnoldLayne wrote: I think its mighty polite of him to let her ride :rolleyes:


Yassim it ism dood
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Just hope he does'nt pee in the water! :wah:
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Hey now, y'all are talkin' 'bout my neck of the woods comin' up here :rolleyes:
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Southern Belle wrote: Hey now, y'all are talkin' 'bout my neck of the woods comin' up here :rolleyes:


Which neck might that be?

I lived in the south for many years.......
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See what all those people who evacuated missed?
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Hahaha ahhh BTS good to see that old sense of humor back here again. Hope your feeling better day by day, we keep trying to get updates from NV but she just grumbles your your typical self hehehehehe
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BTS wrote: Which neck might that be?

I lived in the south for many years.......


Well, I'll just say that Wilma's headin' mighty close :(
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minks wrote: Hahaha ahhh BTS good to see that old sense of humor back here again. Hope your feeling better day by day, we keep trying to get updates from NV but she just grumbles your your typical self hehehehehe


Yes the ol typical arse........... as NV says......LOL

Thanks for noticing my presence Minks
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BTS wrote: Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper......................................check

Bud Light.........................................check

Keystone Ice.....................................check

Budweiser.......................................check

Red Dog...........................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol...........check

Piece of plywood on which to float your chick and booze ...check

Next time let's all be more prepared.

See attachment.


Brilliant! Thank you!
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