Christmas present No-No's

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:25 am

What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:44 am

Chocolates, hair spray, forgetting completely.

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:27 am

hmmm.. a vacuum cleaner.. or a treadmill...

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:43 am

cars wrote: What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?

What is your definition of a lady? & do you think women like xmas presents? all i want for christmas is my husband, nothing else. i don't know what to tell you?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:49 am

greydeadhead wrote: hmmm.. a vacuum cleaner.. or a treadmill...

I'm thinking a treadmill for Christmas might upset me! :-2

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:29 am

Anything with a plug on......

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greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:41 am

Great.. no new computers.. stereos... anything like that.. definately narrows the gift selection range by quite a bit.. hehehehehehehe

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:49 pm

An Ironing board, pots, anything that has to do with Labour.....

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:49 pm

Never the following Two things: A "Life time membership to Weight Watchers", and a "Gun". Cause after getting the first one, she definetly would use the second!!!

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:02 pm

Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:38 pm

Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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LMAO@viagra/no need for weight watchers. Great point!

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:38 pm

Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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It's not shrinkage :wah:

I you push on either side it pops out again, like those naughty toys you can get :wah:

I'll say sorry now for my crudeness, it's a nursing thing and Paula made me think of it

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:48 pm

cars wrote: What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?

Never give a lady tools you secretly desire.....

"Oh thanks honey nice crescent wrench"She

"oh you really like it, it is the best money can buy, ... can I borrow it some time" he

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:55 pm

I bought my husband a cordless screwdriver one father's day. It's what he wanted. I swear it was the best thing I ever bought myself! I used it more than he did. LOL

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:57 am

Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

check out present ideas...Sounds like Paula needs a spell checker from Santa, should that be whine? :wah:

I had a friend, worlds biggest cheapskate. Used to save gifts he didn't like, and later give them to someone else. You know the rest of this story, it was his boss, and he didn't see the hand written note inside the box. [how to make a really good career move]

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:20 am

Peg wrote: LMAO@viagra/no need for weight watchers. Great point!

WHAT"S VIAGRA? Ha Ha.

Anyway, I'm the one who needs Weight Watchers!!!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:25 am

With viagra, you may not need weight watchers LOL. It could provide the best form of exercise ever!

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:42 am

OK, y'all started it: didja hear about the lady baking Christmas breads, ran out of yeast, substituted Viagra. Santa came down the chimney, had snack, got stuck in chimney for 4 hours., had blue Christmas.