A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, yet intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
With curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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THAT'S a keeper!!! LMFAO!!!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Glad you like it ladies.
How you doing, BR?
How you doing, BR?
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Eh, been better. Been loads worse, too, so I can't complain. Irritable from quitting smoking mostly. And yourself?
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
don't ask
I log on here and what's the first thing I see?? You're totally nasty, Homeowner In Iowa! Kisses!
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Nuthrday wrote: I log on here and what's the first thing I see?? You're totally nasty, Homeowner In Iowa! Kisses!
that's not nasty. it's funny.
Hey MJ, how you?
that's not nasty. it's funny.
Hey MJ, how you?
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.