Tommy Cooper

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:21 pm

Tommy Cooper and Cooperisms

Here are a selection of jokes from that comic genius, Tommy Cooper. What I liked about Tommy Cooper was his original style of humour. Dale Carnegie once said that it was easier to earn a million dollars than create a new phrase. Well in Tommy Cooper's case he did it - 'Just like that'.

Tommy Cooper was more than a catch phrase, he had an original approach. Biographers say that in his earliest days, Tommy Cooper was so nervous that he made unintentional mistakes, he soon saw that if he could recreate these accidents then he would have people rolling in the aisles.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:39 am

One of my heroes, a genius of the first order, my God how I miss them :

Spike Milligan

Peter Cook

Eric Morecambe

giants of comedy all of them

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:47 am

Sam Kinison,

Gawd he was funny.

and one hell of a guitarist