A rich man loaned $20,000 each to a Priest, Doctor, and Lawyer on the condition that they repay the money to his estate after he died.
After his funeral, standing over his grave, the Priest said, "I have a confession. Our benefactor is in Heaven now, and I know that he wouldn't want his worldly possessions, so I used all the money to feed the poor."
The Doctor, replied, "I have to confess that I don't have the money either. I used it to heal the poor." Then the lawyer spoke up...
"I am ashamed of both of you. We had a legal obligation. I placed a check for the entire amount in his coffin."
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An old joke
What happened to Kamala Harris' campaign?
She had the black vote all locked up.
She had the black vote all locked up.
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Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1478430 wrote: Begging your pardon gents, but those jokes are both extremely prejudicial and stereotypical attacks on living minorities, I hope you are both ashamed of your selves.
Be quiet, Spot!:wah:
Be quiet, Spot!:wah:
" To finish first, first you have to finish!" Rick Mears. 4x Winner Indy 500. 3x Indycar National Champion.
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It was so cold the other day, I saw lawyer with his hands in his own pockets .
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A busload of lawyers went over a cliff yesterday. it was sad because the driver didn't get out.