Things I liken members to

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:20 am

This Is Bruv...

Now... who's next :wah::wah:

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:48 am

Here is Oscar Namechange......

Oz The Great And Powerful- The Wicked Witch Of The West's laugh - YouTube

You started it remember.....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:44 pm

This Is Theia

Tickling a Pygmy Owl - YouTube

Cuddly wise bird

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:33 pm

Oscar Namechange;1468184 wrote: This Is Theia

Tickling a Pygmy Owl - YouTube

Cuddly wise bird

I'm loving that, Oscar, thank you :-6

The expression on that owl's face...gone completely unnecessary, as my mum would say.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:47 pm

Hippo gets explosive diarrhea. - YouTube

Snowfire

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:14 pm

"Teddy Bear," the porcupine, doesn't like to share... - YouTube

gmc

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:27 pm

Cody the Peekaboo Parrot - YouTube

Fourpart

Repeating himself

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 9:57 am

Ostrich Rap Video - YouTube

Yzgi

Post by **Peter Lake** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:02 am

Oscar

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:05 am

Oscar Namechange;1468229 wrote: Ostrich Rap Video - YouTube

Yzgi

Perfect,except I can fly. Oh and my neck is skinnier.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:37 pm

You got me down as the wrong animal. I am a silverback. My wife will verify that I can at least fart like a silver back

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:45 pm

Snowfire;1468249 wrote: You got me down as the wrong animal. I am a silverback. My wife will verify that I can at least fart like a silver back Funny enough I did think of a Silverback with you but the Hippo reminded me of that photograph of your builders arsse crack..

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:02 pm

I don't have an arsecrack. I have a perfectly formed cleavage

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:15 pm

Snowfire;1468252 wrote: I don't have an arsecrack. I have a perfectly formed cleavage

Still, It's handy to have somewhere to put your sandwiches.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:16 pm

Tux at Work - YouTube

Bryn

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:20 pm

Monkey Does His Best To Annoy Cat!!! Hilarious!!! - YouTube

The Grumps

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:49 pm

Peter Lake;1468237 wrote: You seem to miss the concept here which is a humorous look at valued members from the animal perspective. Once again you find any opportunity to blacken her or her parties name. You're a moron. You do remember that she's defending the black man in court? You are offensive and i hope the moderators remove this pile of crock. How you think that's even slightly amusing is beyond me but i have got your agenda a long time ago.

I am confused about this post .. why would you attack fourpart ...

when Oscar is the one who threw the first punch ...

Cody the Peekaboo Parrot - YouTube

Fourpart

Repeating himself

I personally would not involve someone who I don't like in a post ...

Isn't that instigating problems ...

Am I the one at fault ... are you all just having a friendly banter ??? ..

like fuzzy and I have amongst each other .

Lady J · Post by **Lady J** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:04 pm

Oscar Namechange;1468245 wrote: He also misses the point that I have known these members years and In contact other than this forum. We may have our differences but my likening them to the animal world Is done with a tad of affection for those members. That appears lost on him, just another excuse to snipe.

Anyway, back to topic...

All of these featured here are Jones... annoying the bosses. :wah:

Funny cats annoying owners - Cute cat compilation - YouTube

I miss not seeing Jones here....:-1 Even thou I talk with him everyday I know how much the Garden means to him. He was the life of the party in his own way....

I'll share this with him Oscar...thanks for thinking of him.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:11 pm

Lady J;1468275 wrote: I miss not seeing Jones here....:-1 Even thou I talk with him everyday I know how much the Garden means to him. He was the life of the party in his own way....

I'll share this with him Oscar...thanks for thinking of him. I'll e mail him also before I leave for Blackpool Friday. At least we can keep In touch with him R

Post by **Peter Lake** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:00 am

sugarpuff;1468268 wrote: I am confused about this post .. why would you attack fourpart ...

when Oscar is the one who threw the first punch ...

Cody the Peekaboo Parrot - YouTube

Fourpart

Repeating himself

I personally would not involve someone who I don't like in a post ...

Isn't that instigating problems ...

Am I the one at fault ... are you all just having a friendly banter ??? ..

like fuzzy and I have amongst each other .

Sorry, but do i know you ?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:39 am

Peter Lake;1468290 wrote: Sorry, but do i know you ?

Does that make a difference as to whether she's allowed an opinion?

A perfectly good point too, Oscar scored the first hit and received the same in response.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:54 am

Peter Lake;1468290 wrote: Sorry, but do i know you ?

Do you have to know her? Does she have to know you? Obviously, sugarpuff is a member of FG & IMHO, a valuable one (as we all are).

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:24 am

AnneBoleyn;1468306 wrote: Do you have to know her? Does she have to know you? Obviously, sugarpuff is a member of FG & IMHO, a valuable one (as we all are).

Then you can be valuable by yourself.

Peter and I are out of here.

We wish you all a good Christmas and all the best.

Over and out.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:49 am

Ayup!!!!

Is that Oscar's swan song ?

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:50 am

Oscar Namechange;1468307 wrote: Then you can be valuable by yourself.

Peter and I are out of here.

We wish you all a good Christmas and all the best.

Over and out.

Not touche, but touchy. How is what I said a problem for you? Silence.....................

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:01 pm

oscar, I want to say more. You have placed yourself in one of the world's hardest professions--politics. People will be snapping at you left, right & center. You are probably seeing that already. You must develop a thicker skin to deal with folks who really don't like you, unlike me. Be tough, but be cool, calm, collected & don't take offense, especially where none is meant. Honest advice from the heart.

Post by **Peter Lake** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 pm

AnneBoleyn;1468312 wrote: oscar, I want to say more. You have placed yourself in one of the world's hardest professions--politics. People will be snapping at you left, right & center. You are probably seeing that already. You must develop a thicker skin to deal with folks who really don't like you, unlike me. Be tough, but be cool, calm, collected & don't take offense, especially where none is meant. Honest advice from the heart.

Harder skin, Oscar ? Oscar giving a toss about those who don't like her? How little you know her.

Best wishes for the future Anne,

Peter

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:22 pm

Sorry to hear that, but so be it. How little you know me.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:32 pm

I slammed the door on the way out but I've been ordered to get back here.

It's all Theia's fault... she's been berating me all though my fish and chip supper.

So, sorry, you'll have to blame Theia ... I had to come back as I'm scared of her.

However, you will have some respite as I'll be away at the weekend.

Anne... got your e mail... thank you...

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:50 pm

Oscar Namechange;1468318 wrote: I slammed the door on the way out but I've been ordered to get back here.

It's all Theia's fault... she's been berating me all though my fish and chip supper.

So, sorry, you'll have to blame Theia ... I had to come back as I'm scared of her.

However, you will have some respite as I'll be away at the weekend.

Anne... got your e mail... thank you...

Oh yes, be afraid, be VERY afraid, Oscar! That theia may appear quiet but it's just an illusion *cackling witch voice*

(Sorry about the spoiled supper :sneaky:)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:08 pm

theia;1468319 wrote: Oh yes, be afraid, be VERY afraid, Oscar! That theia may appear quiet but it's just an illusion *cackling witch voice*

(Sorry about the spoiled supper :sneaky:)

I've never seen you so firey... :wah::wah::wah: :-4

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:09 pm

Bryn Mawr;1468293 wrote: Does that make a difference as to whether she's allowed an opinion?

A perfectly good point too, Oscar scored the first hit and received the same in response.
Yet my riposte gets deleted & her original insult doesn't.

Also, I recall I got an infraction a little while for calling Pahu an idiot. Am I to presume the same infraction is to be imposed for calling me a moron? Do I really care though? Not really. I have no argument with Oscar, personally. I just find her racist politics less than contemptuous.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:09 pm

AnnBolyen

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:10 pm

Thank you TD. I love Harpo, I love the clip, it is exquisite (especially the End--Groucho) & I'm immensely flattered.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:12 pm

oscar: "Anne... got your e mail... thank you..."

The Pleasure is Mine. Thank you for coming back & give your handsome hubby a good spanking!

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:06 pm

You know what's really annoying? When you slam the door behind you and then you have to go back in because you forgot something.:-5:wah::wah::wah:

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:28 pm

Better yet, locked out of your car as it is running.

This happened to the Mrs.

Gee, when in need a neighbor would have a Slim jim (lock pick)

That would never happen to me as I never lock my car doors.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:33 pm

IS THIS WHAT IS FORGOTTEN FUZZY ?

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:40 pm

tude dog;1468338 wrote: Better yet, locked out of your car as it is running.

Yes indeed, especially when the family is locked inside as well.:wah:

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:47 pm

sugarpuff;1468339 wrote: IS THIS WHAT IS FORGOTTEN FUZZY ?

No, I reckon it would have to be something much more important or valuable.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:51 pm

Fuzzy;1468341 wrote: No, I reckon it would have to be something much more important or valuable.

Well the way you are always spitting it out .. I think it is very very important to you ...

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:31 am

Bruv;1468310 wrote: Ayup!!!!

Is that Oscar's swan song ?

Geez, I'm glad I haven't got a week ticker. That nearly scared the **** out of me. Possibly because I had the sound turned up.:yh_shame

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:32 am

Fuzzy;1468334 wrote: You know what's really annoying? When you slam the door behind you and then you have to go back in because you forgot something.:-5:wah::wah::wah:

Sorry, but do I know you ?

:yh_youkid:yh_youkid

I can't slam doors In my house. My husband fitted those swing spring type things on every door. The Idea was, to keep the dogs from getting In some rooms but they have the opposite effect. They open just enough for the dog or cat to get In, then you realise one of them's missing after a few hours. Stupid Invention If you ask me.

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:51 am

Oscar Namechange;1468349 wrote: Sorry, but do I know you ?

:yh_youkid:yh_youkid

I can't slam doors In my house. My husband fitted those swing spring type things on every door. The Idea was, to keep the dogs from getting In some rooms but they have the opposite effect. They open just enough for the dog or cat to get In, then you realise one of them's missing after a few hours. Stupid Invention If you ask me.

Swinging doors like in the old wild west saloons? You're lucky he didn't install revolving doors to every room. You'd never stop spinning, and they are even harder to slam.:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:11 am

Fuzzy;1468352 wrote: Swinging doors like in the old wild west saloons? You're lucky he didn't install revolving doors to every room. You'd never stop spinning, and they are even harder to slam.:wah:

No, not like old wild west saloon doors. Bloody great hinges that are screwed to the top of the door. As soon as you're In, they swing the door shut which is just enough time to allow the cat In but not out.

These things

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Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:58 am

Oscar Namechange;1468358 wrote: No, not like old wild west saloon doors. Bloody great hinges that are screwed to the top of the door. As soon as you're In, they swing the door shut which is just enough time to allow the cat In but not out.

The rest of us that want the door to close behind us use THESE

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:21 am

Bruv;1468359 wrote: The rest of us that want the door to close behind us use THESE

And do you have three Jack Russell's and two cats that follow you all around the house ?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:47 am

No dogs, no cats, no kids anymore.

Never heard of door handles ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:53 am

Bruv;1468364 wrote: No dogs, no cats, no kids anymore.

Never heard of door handles ?

And do you not know that Jack Russell's and cats can open doors and the garden gate ?

dog open door! - YouTube

This Is exactly what my kitten does.

Mulder opening doors - YouTube

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:10 am

Oscar Namechange;1468365 wrote: And do you not know that Jack Russell's and cats can open doors and the garden gate ?

dog open door! - YouTube

This Is exactly what my kitten does.

Mulder opening doors - YouTube

Some people over complicate things..........a tip.....save you a fortune on door closers.......HERE