Favorite Christian Pick-up Lines

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polycarp
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Favorite Christian Pick-up Lines

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=4461

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry.” How about dinner?

You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.I didn't believe in predestination till I met you.

What do YOU think? Will it be the flood or the fire next time?

Am I the only one who sees the sign of the beast in the Volkswagon logo?

Could you come and pull this mote out of my eye?

Hi. Your name must be Grace because you are AMAZING
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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Wolverine
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Favorite Christian Pick-up Lines

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Excellent!

I have new material for this evening.

Thanks P-man


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

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