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Did I see in the news this week that celebrity nakedness has been infecting the Internet?

ForumGarden ought to have a policy on publishing such material. My own view is that if the subject is an upstanding male member of the parliamentary Conservative party, we can definitely spare a thread on which to admire the fellow. One has to be a bit of a tosser to have signed up with them in the first place, after all, though there are doubtless exceptions.

No faked photos, mind. And none of Boris please.
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spot;1465251 wrote: Did I see in the news this week that celebrity nakedness has been infecting the Internet?

ForumGarden ought to have a policy on publishing such material. My own view is that if the subject is an upstanding male member of the parliamentary Conservative party, we can definitely spare a thread on which to admire the fellow. One has to be a bit of a tosser to have signed up with them in the first place, after all, though there are doubtless exceptions.

No faked photos, mind. And none of Boris please.


I shudder at the thought at what your suggesting........did I get it right?

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Bruv;1465253 wrote: I shudder at the thought at what your suggesting........did I get it right?

We are free to post some members members ?


I don't think we should actually take the photos ourselves. But where Tory members of the House have been gratifying their online correspondents with more-or-less-turgid selfies I do think we ought to join in the dissection, it's the least they deserve.
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I don't fully understand how he 'accidentally' eMailed it to a 'stranger'.

Accidentally eMailing it to someone else on your Address Book I can understand - but a stranger?

Or does 'stranger' refer to someone on his Address Book being 'stranger' than him?
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Has anybody viewed the notable gentleman's photo ?

Is it worth the effort ?
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Bruv;1465262 wrote: Has anybody viewed the notable gentleman's photo ?

Is it worth the effort ?


To quote Michael Marshall[1]:

She arranged her wispy coat around her neck like a scarf and sent up a prayer that Lori’s new best friend would turn out to have major issues and a dick the size of a cashew nut.





[1]: Marshall, Michael. The Intruders. New York: William Morrow, 2007.
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spot;1465278 wrote: To quote Michael Marshall[1]:

She arranged her wispy coat around her neck like a scarf and sent up a prayer that Lori’s new best friend would turn out to have major issues and a dick the size of a cashew nut.



[1]: Marshall, Michael. The Intruders. New York: William Morrow, 2007.


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I think Spot should lead by example.

All those In favour of Spot taking a selfie naked, slathered In Lemon Body Butter, say Aye.
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Oscar Namechange;1465327 wrote: I think Spot should lead by example.

All those In favour of Spot taking a selfie naked, slathered In Lemon Body Butter, say Aye.


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Oscar Namechange;1465327 wrote: I think Spot should lead by example.Spot invariably does, it injects a sense of urgency.



All those In favour of Spot taking a selfie naked, slathered In Lemon Body Butter, say Aye.
I have too much regard for my equipment to touch it while slathered in anything at all.
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Oscar Namechange;1465327 wrote: I think Spot should lead by example.

All those In favour of Spot taking a selfie naked, slathered In Lemon Body Butter, say Aye.
Why should he need to take a selfie. Chances are he's already got quite a selection saved in his archives.
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FourPart;1465350 wrote: Why should he need to take a selfie. Chances are he's already got quite a selection saved in his archives.


I'm trying to remember how long it might be since I last appeared naked in a photograph. Or motion picture. Or negative. It must be so long ago that I honestly can't find an answer.

Topless, on the other hand, is a different kettle of fish. Last Saturday. Would we like a topless members thread?
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Who would be the most embarrassed the watchers or subject ?
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Bruv;1465469 wrote: Who would be the most embarrassed the watchers or subject ?


That depends on whether I include the snaps showing the speedos. I've no idea why they went out of fashion but by heck they did.
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Would we like a topless members thread?


It appears you are set on displaying your bits......with a B.

My question wasn't meant for you, I was considering the lady members.

I warrant you do a good Kenneth Williams impression.......am I wrong ?
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Bruv;1465471 wrote: I warrant you do a good Kenneth Williams impression.......am I wrong ?I've been known to wurdle my scroat when the moon's full and it's not actually snowing.
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spot;1465473 wrote: I've been known to wurdle my scroat when the moon's full and it's not actually snowing.


Thought as much.
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Bruv;1465483 wrote: Thought as much.


There was much to be said for Kenneth Williams, most of it relating to Round the Horne, though how he was referred to as "young Williams" beats me. Jules and Sandy showed what was coming. I can't believe I just wrote that.

In Bristol we had until recently a proper folk singer, he was Fred Wedlock and he put smiles on people's faces just like Rambling Sid did. If you click you can hear an instance. What a guy.
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He was a BBC regular back in the days of Pam Ayres I remember.
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