Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:02 am

OpenMind wrote: It means they used to laugh their bloody heads off every time they took me outside, especially when it was sunny.

Rotten lot.:wah:

Oh. Ok. I C now.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:23 am

Life is hard and your path will not be easy. But never give in to frustration. There is a Tibetan saying, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Even if you have failed at something nine times, you have still given it effort nine times.Ã¢â‚¬ And this is a very productive way to look at life... unless youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re a surgeon. Or an air traffic controller... or... structural engineer... or... my accountant... or... well, now I think we know why Tibet is a stone age country with bad plumbing.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:27 am

And never forget the story of the farmer who had a chicken, and another chicken that was a little odd looking, but he was sure it was a chicken. It behaved like a chicken. It was pecking away like other chickens. So he treated it like a chicken... until someone who was knowledgeable in these things said to the farmer, Ã¢â‚¬Å“ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s no chicken. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s an eagle.Ã¢â‚¬

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:00 am

Wolverine wrote: Life is hard and your path will not be easy. But never give in to frustration. There is a Tibetan saying, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Even if you have failed at something nine times, you have still given it effort nine times.Ã¢â‚¬ And this is a very productive way to look at life... unless youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re a surgeon. Or an air traffic controller... or... structural engineer... or... my accountant... or... well, now I think we know why Tibet is a stone age country with bad plumbing.
Tibetan hotel room has 6 light switches with a sign "one switch will turn on the lights. Three will likely burn the hotel down. Congratulations to our electrician, who gave such an effort six times." :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:00 pm

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:09 pm

Cats aren't wilderness rescue material.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:10 pm

What is ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:12 pm

good point.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:14 pm

Say what ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:27 pm

No! :yh_giggle

You first.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:33 pm

What ???

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:35 pm

HA! :wah: I can't believe you fell for it.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:38 pm

What ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:49 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:16 pm

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:20 pm

78% of all drivers consider themselves to be above-average. :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:34 pm

Above average in........?

Moronic acts ?

Ok I buy that.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:37 pm

We're nearing 2000 posts.

The big 2K!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:37 pm

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:43 pm

AAaaahhhh.

Is it wrong to take a kind of comfort in that?

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:43 pm

Only if you plan to sleep with the vulture.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:08 am

As I have matured......

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:18 am

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm

I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around. :-2

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:21 pm

Maybe they like the site of your bare bottom glistening in their porch lights?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:30 pm

There she is !

Heya babydoll !

actionfigurestepho · Post by **actionfigurestepho** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:33 pm

I've been scarce :yh_blush

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:55 pm

i just walked in my bathroom and there was a lizard about 7" long....i snatched him up and flushed him....he went eek eek eek gurgle......

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:00 pm

Say it aint so ! Those lizards are harmless....shame on you !

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:02 pm

they are very annoying in the house, and sometimes i find them mummified...yuck. i walk into my loo i don't want to see son of jurassic park in there.:p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:07 pm

lady cop wrote: they are very annoying in the house, and sometimes i find them mummified...yuck. i walk into my loo i don't want to see son of jurassic park in there.:p

The son of jurassic park

theyre little lizards !

Ill take a house full of them over a handful of palmetto's

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:08 pm

And furthermore technically you dont have a "loo" until the move. :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:09 pm

Nomad wrote: The son of jurassic park

theyre little lizards !

Ill take a house full of them over a handful of palmetto'si am not talking about those little anoles...i am talking 7 inch reptile with teeth. ...come on Flop, TELL

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:11 pm

Nomad wrote: And furthermore technically you dont have a "loo" until the move. :pi can call it the supreme court if i want....PPPBBBFFFFTTT

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:13 pm

Well I just hope it doesnt crawl back up when your in the "loo" and bite yer bum. :wah: But please let us know if it does. They have been known to do that, you know that right ?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:15 pm

Great. Just great...now we'll hear about a giant, mutant, 20-foot lizard crawling around the sewers eating people in a few years.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:16 pm

Nomad wrote: Well I just hope it doesnt crawl back up when your in the "loo" and bite yer bum. :wah: But please let us know if it does. They have been known to do that, you know that right ?beats the hell out of the usual 13 foot python. :rolleyes:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:16 pm

You really shouldnt talk about LC like that chives.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:21 pm

You're right, Gonad. On behalf of myself and So-bad over there, I apologize LC.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:39 pm

Wow. I broke 4,000 posts and didn't even realize it. I have WAAAAAY too much time on my hands.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:59 am

Way to go BR!

*I missed abbey too, I am anxious to see her pretty pics, it sounds like it was beautiful there*

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:02 am

i miss hotsauce.

anybody know what happened to her?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:02 am

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:07 am

If my nephew ever asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:06 am

Hallmark card that didn't make it to printing...

Congratulations!

How could two people as beautiful as you

have such an ugly baby?

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:23 am

Wolverine wrote: i miss hotsauce.

anybody know what happened to her?

Prolly busy with school, every now and then she comes online but not to often. I miss her too, we could start a bring hotsause back thread ahahahaha

Ok My random thought for the day...

"why can't we outlaw Mondays, certainly everybody hates them?"