KING ARTHUR (adultish)

[Uncle Fester]

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King Arthur had to go on one of his crusade and he had to leave his lady Gwenivier (sp) behind and not wanting her to be ravished by the men he left behind,so he went to the local smithy to make him a Chastity Belt,the smithy said it will be a week to make,King Arthur went back in a week and the smithy showed him the beautiful belt that he had made in silver but when Arthur looked at it he said it was no good as there was a hole in the most important part but the smithy said but sire look at this ,he picked up a peice of stick and put it in the hole ,as he did two blades snapped together chopping the stick in two,Arthur was very pleased with it.

He went back to the castle and put it on his lady and leaving Sir Lancelot in charge he went off to the crusade.

After six months he returned and made all his men stand in the court yard and made them strip and what he saw upset him all the men had their plicks mangled or missing also fingers in the same state untill he got to Sir Lancelot whos body was perfect and his tackle was all in one piece,he was so pleased that he said to Lancelot I knew I could trust you my friend and as a gift I will give you a new castle,what do you think about that,at first Lancelot said nothing but king Arthur said come man what do say and Lancelot said



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