According to the Sunday Times, this Is the best City In Britain.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:53 am

Bristol named the best city in Britain by the Sunday Times | Bristol Post

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:19 am

Wonder what the Sunday Times was on?

Perhaps they were high on a music?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:35 am

Bruv;1450758 wrote: Wonder what the Sunday Times was on?

Perhaps they were high on a music?

If you look very closely at the pic of The Clifton Bridge, you can see the suicide leapers.

But seriously, I am not Bristolian nor never will be. Having said that, I am lucky here. I'm just outside Bristol so come under South Gloucestershire. For me, I'm within driving distance of The Mendips, The Cotswolds, Cheltenham, Bath, Forest of Dean even Weston-Super-Mare. I have some really awesome countryside around me. Then a short drive and I'm In the Bristol City Centre which I loathe and avoid at all costs except to visit Jock at the Zoo. I like to go to ethnic area's of Bristol such as Easton because I love the diversity of all the shops. There's a spice emporium that's got stuff Sainsbury's have never heard of and a fabulous Turkish supermarket. I'm also half a mile from the prison which Is handy for visiting relatives.

I love Bristol but can't wait to move back to Brighton.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:25 am

You forgot Holby City.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:03 am

Bruv;1450766 wrote: You forgot Holby City. Thanks for reminding me... There was a time a girl couldn't even go to the shops without falling over a film crew.

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:16 pm

I've been to England but I've never been to Bristol. I know only this:

1. The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol when they do the Bristol Stomp.

2. I think that there's a term in Cockney rhyming slang, "Bristol Cities", referring to a part of the female anatomy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:44 am

Mark Aspam;1450786 wrote: I've been to England but I've never been to Bristol. I know only this:

1. The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol when they do the Bristol Stomp.

2. I think that there's a term in Cockney rhyming slang, "Bristol Cities", referring to a part of the female anatomy.

Ahhhh but do you know what a Gas Head Is ? :wah:

Urban Dictionary: gas heads

What part of England did you visit and tell us what you thought of England.?

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:52 am

McOscar;1450787 wrote: 1. Ahhhh but do you know what a Gas Head Is ? :wah:

Urban Dictionary: gas heads

2. What part of England did you visit and tell us what you thought of England.?1. Well, I do now. And while we're on the subject of football, do you know what a Cheesehead is?

2. This was in 1998, crossed from Hook of Holland to Harwich, went first to London, then Cardiff, then Blackpool, then Scarborough, then back to London. I visited London again several years later.

Mostly positive experiences, with a few exceptions which are better left undescribed.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:20 am

Mark Aspam;1450801 wrote: 1. Well, I do now. And while we're on the subject of football, do you know what a Cheesehead is?

2. This was in 1998, crossed from Hook of Holland to Harwich, went first to London, then Cardiff, then Blackpool, then Scarborough, then back to London. I visited London again several years later.

Mostly positive experiences, with a few exceptions which are better left undescribed.

Any day out in Blackpool should be left undescribed

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:05 pm

Mark Aspam;1450801 wrote: 1. Well, I do now. And while we're on the subject of football, do you know what a Cheesehead is?

2. This was in 1998, crossed from Hook of Holland to Harwich, went first to London, then Cardiff, then Blackpool, then Scarborough, then back to London. I visited London again several years later.

Mostly positive experiences, with a few exceptions which are better left undescribed.

Cheesehead...Green Bay Packers cheering Wisconsin resident.?

Ahhh Blackpool... I love It !!!

Do you know what a s.hithead Is ?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... fid=433745

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:14 pm

McOscar;1450806 wrote: 1. Cheesehead...Green Bay Packers cheering Wisconsin resident.?

2. Ahhh Blackpool... I love It !!!1. You are correct, sir! The Pack will be back!

2. I enjoyed it myself, the amusement park has gotta be one of the best in the UK, the food was good and reasonably priced, the place I stayed served an ENORMOUS English breakfast included in the price of the room. And the penny-ante casino machines were a lot of fun on a rainy day.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:21 pm

Mark Aspam;1450824 wrote: 1. You are correct, sir!

:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:50 pm

Mark Aspam;1450824 wrote: 1. You are correct, sir! The Pack will be back!

2. I enjoyed it myself, the amusement park has gotta be one of the best in the UK, the food was good and reasonably priced, the place I stayed served an ENORMOUS English breakfast included in the price of the room. And the penny-ante casino machines were a lot of fun on a rainy day.

Mark... I am no Sir. I am female. I am also a lady. I never throw the first punch but I sure as hell throw the last one.

Glad you liked Blackpool. As kids we were taken there every year by our parents just for the fun. As you said, the rides on the Pleasure Beach are awesome. They used to have one ( might still have It ) called The Grand National. We spent hours on that. My parents used to do Ballroom dancing In the Tower while we kids got to play the slots. Oh such happy days.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:51 pm

Bruv;1450826 wrote: :yh_rotfl

McShutyerface

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:36 pm

McOscar;1450842 wrote: Mark... I am no Sir. I am female. I am also a lady. I never throw the first punch but I sure as hell throw the last one.

Glad you liked Blackpool. As kids we were taken there every year by our parents just for the fun. As you said, the rides on the Pleasure Beach are awesome. They used to have one ( might still have It ) called The Grand National. We spent hours on that. My parents used to do Ballroom dancing In the Tower while we kids got to play the slots. Oh such happy days.How embarrassing, the fifth time this week and it's only Monday!

Speaking of amusement devices, whenever I hear the Beatles' song "Helter Skelter", I wonder how many Americans know what they are referring to.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:59 am

Mark Aspam;1450854 wrote: How embarrassing, the fifth time this week and it's only Monday!

Speaking of amusement devices, whenever I hear the Beatles' song "Helter Skelter", I wonder how many Americans know what they are referring to.

No worries Mark.

There's still an old fashioned Helter Skelter In my Home City of Brighton and although I'm way too old, I still just sooo have to go on It when visiting.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:05 pm

Mark Aspam;1450854 wrote: How embarrassing, the fifth time this week and it's only Monday!

You should have known that from her avatar. The only time you wouldn't recognise her is when she's got her nosebag on

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:13 pm

Snowfire;1450878 wrote: You should have known that from her avatar. The only time you wouldn't recognise her is when she's got her nosebag on I notice you haven't joined In the Facebook campaign to raise awareness for Testicular cancer,posting a selfie with your C.ock In A Sock..... trouble finding thimble ???

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:18 pm

McOscar;1450881 wrote: I notice you haven't joined In the Facebook campaign to raise awareness for Testicular cancer,posting a selfie with your C.ock In A Sock..... trouble finding thimble ???

Me Auntie's still knitting it. She'll be days yet

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:28 pm

Snowfire;1450882 wrote: Me Auntie's still knitting it. She'll be days yet I have an egg cosey you can borrow In the meantime.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:36 pm

Snowfire;1450882 wrote: Me Auntie's still knitting it. She'll be days yet

Thanks...............................she's leaving me alone at last.

McOscar I mean....................

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:49 pm

Bruv;1450890 wrote: Thanks...............................she's leaving me alone at last.

McOscar I mean....................

I'm McWatching you, McWaiting

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:50 pm

Snowfire;1450882 wrote: Me Auntie's still knitting it. She'll be days yet Why, has she got arthritis or Is she just a slow learner?