Piers Morgan

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:04 am

Please get him another job.............we don't need him back.

I think Clarkson got it about right.......I like Clarkson.

"I understand Nigerian TV is looking for a new chat show host. Anyone got any suggestions?"

Clarkson went on: "I'm feeling strangely contented. I wonder if something wonderful has happened."

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:26 am

One Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker and the other Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker.

But which one Is the best condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker ?

There's only one way to find out....

FIGHT

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:40 am

oscar;1448937 wrote: One Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker and the other Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker.

But which one Is the best condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker ?

There's only one way to find out....

FIGHT

Oh come on..............one does it with such ..........panache

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:23 pm

oscar;1448937 wrote: One Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker and the other Is a condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker.

But which one Is the best condescending, patronising, Narcissistic, wanker ?

There's only one way to find out....

FIGHT

Give me Clarkson every time. Piers Morgan is a talentless slimy arse. Jeremy Clarkson doesn't get it right all the time and is prone to the odd foot-in-mouth gaffe but he's bright and funny. Something Morgan could only dream of

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:41 pm

Snowfire;1448964 wrote: Give me Clarkson every time. Piers Morgan is a talentless slimy arse. Jeremy Clarkson doesn't get it right all the time and is prone to the odd foot-in-mouth gaffe but he's bright and funny. Something Morgan could only dream of

Jeremy Clarkson was cautioned by the police for not only deliberately mowing down a Fox but reversing over It for good measure.

There are some things one can not over-look.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:49 pm

oscar;1448967 wrote: Jeremy Clarkson was cautioned by the police for not only deliberately mowing down a Fox but reversing over It for good measure.

There are some things one can not over-look.

Reversing was the act of a caring person.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:07 pm

Bruv;1448969 wrote: Reversing was the act of a caring person. It was for good measure. He admitted that. He was pissed off because a Fox had got Into his chicken coop. He named his chickens after the England squad and the Fox took out Wayne Rooney.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:09 pm

oscar;1448971 wrote: It was for good measure. He admitted that. He was pissed off because a Fox had got Into his chicken coop. He named his chickens after the England squad and the Fox took out Wayne Rooney.

I could probably forgive the fox for that

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:17 pm

oscar;1448971 wrote: It was for good measure. He admitted that

Very caring then.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:44 pm

I'd have to choose Piers over Clarkson any day.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:51 pm

oscar;1448983 wrote: I'd have to choose Piers over Clarkson any day.

I'd choose piles over Piers any day. His galling sliminess is unbearable

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:25 pm

oscar;1448983 wrote: I'd have to choose Piers over Clarkson any day.

Don't think would give a damn

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:40 pm

Bruv;1448989 wrote: Don't think would give a damn You sure you haven't got a man crush on Piers?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:54 pm

oscar;1448993 wrote: You sure you haven't got a man crush on Piers?

Piers ? No................