Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
I thought this was funny because my mother has actually said some of these to me! :sneaky: :wah:Things My Mother Taught Me
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
Too true.
Those all sound so, well, familiar.
Those all sound so, well, familiar.
The home of the soul is the Open Road.
- DH Lawrence
- DH Lawrence
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
It's so funny, I have an aunt whose youngest daughter gave her a fit. She once told her that she hoped she had children one day who were just like her........she has a daughter who is just like her!!! :yh_rotfl
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
" 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
I think about this one every day :wah:
Even when my dad was having his "almost heart attack" monday morning, he ran upstairs when the ambulance was coming and had a shower + put clean undies on!
He said he wasn't going in to hospital with dirty knickers and sweaty bollocks! .... uhggg..... That's my dad! :wah:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
I think about this one every day :wah:
Even when my dad was having his "almost heart attack" monday morning, he ran upstairs when the ambulance was coming and had a shower + put clean undies on!
He said he wasn't going in to hospital with dirty knickers and sweaty bollocks! .... uhggg..... That's my dad! :wah:
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
I got this one a lot.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
With a couple of good efforts to make it happen.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
With a couple of good efforts to make it happen.
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
My mom used to always talk about the clean underwear one too. 
Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
LOL I can honestly say my folks never said number 13 to me.
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Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
My mum always said to me make sure your undies dont have holes in them in case you have to go to hospital...i would say to her that the hospital staff have better things to do than look to see what condition my undies are in:-5
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Things My Mother Taught Me! :)
kayleneaussie;1448577 wrote: My mum always said to me make sure your undies dont have holes in them in case you have to go to hospital...i would say to her that the hospital staff have better things to do than look to see what condition my undies are in:-5
As long as there's no skid marks you're OK
As long as there's no skid marks you're OK