>A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE
BED WAS
>NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.
>
>THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF
THE BED. IT
>WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD". WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE
ENVELOPE
>AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
>
>DEAR DAD,
>
>IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD
TO ELOPE
>WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH
MOM AND YOU.
>
>I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE
EVEN WITH
>ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
BUT IT'S NOT
>ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE
WILL BE VERY
>HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHE IS SO MUCH
OLDER THAN ME.
>
>SHE ALREADY OWNS A! TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF
FIREWOOD FOR
>THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME
AND THAT'S
>NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA
DOESN'T REALLY
>HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING
IT WITH HER
>FRIENDS FOR THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT.
>
>IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR
AIDS SO
>BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
>
>DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE
CARE OF
>MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET
TO KNOW YOUR
>GRANDCHILDREN
>
>YOUR SON, JOHN
>
>
>P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S
HOUSE. I JUST
>WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN
MY REPORT
>CARD THAT'S IN MY CENTER DESK DRAWER.
>
>I LOVE YOU. CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
a son's note to his father
a son's note to his father
LC,
Excellent...:wah: Now why didn't I think of something like this when report card time came around..
LOVE IT..!!
Excellent...:wah: Now why didn't I think of something like this when report card time came around..
LOVE IT..!!
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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:wah:
thats a bloomin good one...
thats a bloomin good one...
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
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lady cop wrote: TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
But...she sounds like a perfectly nice person.... :yh_rotfl
Good one, LC, I'm sending it along to my mother, who needs to read it!!
But...she sounds like a perfectly nice person.... :yh_rotfl
Good one, LC, I'm sending it along to my mother, who needs to read it!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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i put it in the wrong forum so people wouldnt know it was a joke right off the bat:D
a son's note to his father
I wish I'd read that 45 years ago. I would have established a tradition of having my parents go to the center desk drawer for my report card.:wah:
Schooling results in matriculation. Education is a process that changes the learner.
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a son's note to his father
Brilliant! I'm gonna pull this on my dad next time I fail English or Modern Traditions class...
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LC- Girl you had me going, I'm sitting here at 3:30 a.m. going OMG!!!!!!!
Just let me have that old beer drinking,pot smoking,tattoo wearing body pierce,living in god forsaken country heart breaker of parents girl, for 5 minutes.
And then I read the last line.
-Dont forget my sons almost 14!!!!
-Jasmund (and his report card looks really good about now)
Just let me have that old beer drinking,pot smoking,tattoo wearing body pierce,living in god forsaken country heart breaker of parents girl, for 5 minutes.
And then I read the last line.
-Dont forget my sons almost 14!!!!
-Jasmund (and his report card looks really good about now)