Ever been had ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:51 pm

I was had today.

Someone said to me ' omg look at all those dead birds In the sky'.....

Yep, I looked up to the heavens, scanning the sky and asked ' where'?

Post by **Chloe_88** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:14 pm

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:50 pm

That must have been fascinating to behold.

Post by **LarsMac** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:36 pm

Every now and again, my brother will say, "Look at that flock of Turtles."

It's amazing how many people actually look.

It took me years. [sigh]

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:47 pm

LarsMac;1434282 wrote: Every now and again, my brother will say, "Look at that flock of Turtles."

It's amazing how many people actually look.

It took me years. [sigh]

That's a good one... Stored In my memory now... I'll wait a few weeks until he's forgotten he's had me and then do It.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:23 am

Some of the boys on site sent a young lad down to my office a few weeks ago, to ask me for a fallopian tube

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:54 pm

Snowfire;1434303 wrote: Some of the boys on site sent a young lad down to my office a few weeks ago, to ask me for a fallopian tube

Next they'll be asking for a sky hook and some clouds to hang it on.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:02 pm

Bryn Mawr;1434845 wrote: Next they'll be asking for a sky hook and some clouds to hang it on.

I had a young lad ask me for a long weight one day in the farm supplies I worked in. Managed to keep a straight face and sent him off down the hardware aisle, poor chap.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:13 pm

Betty Boop;1434848 wrote: I had a young lad ask me for a long weight one day in the farm supplies I worked in. Managed to keep a straight face and sent him off down the hardware aisle, poor chap.

The old ones are always the best

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:49 pm

Bryn Mawr;1434851 wrote: The old ones are always the best

Left handed screws was another old one.

One I used to do myself with every new sales manager was leave a note saying an oriental chap had phoned for him and could he phone a Mr Wang Kerr asap giving head office number.