Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision

[Cass]

All’s well that ends well,’ says doctor after reattachment



Serbia-Montenegro - A Serbian man was so depressed by his family’s dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax, only to regret it afterwards and ask for help, Serbian media said Friday.



The 30-year-old from the industrial town of Kragujevac in central Serbia was distraught by what he described as “the poverty and misery” around him, daily Kurir reported. “My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying.



“I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!”



The sight of blood brought him to his senses, he said.



“Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realizing I didn’t have it any more,” he was quoted as saying.



Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on.





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[Peg]

What was he thinking? This would solve his financial problems how? He couldn't afford to get his wife medicine but could get his penis reattached? Geesh LOL :-2

[Paula]

It takes a Brave Man to chop his penis off and then re-attach it? :-2 and it doesn't matter where.

[persephone]

Peg wrote: What was he thinking? This would solve his financial problems how?Well in theory, no penis equals no sex which equals no more mouths to feed :wah:

[Bill Sikes]

Peg wrote: What was he thinking? This would solve his financial problems how?


Erm, didn't someone called Bobbit make a lot of money, when his wife did the same thing for him?

[Bill Sikes]

>>^..^ All’s well that ends well,’ says doctor after reattachment


Remarkable choice of words

[LottomagicZ4941]

Perhaps he wants a career in porn like Bobbit's husband or is it exhusband.

First responce Augh!!! second LOL but it is not really funny.

Don't know why I laugh at stuff that is not funny sometimes.

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