Jump or get eaten?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:29 pm

Which do you prefer?

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:31 pm

I'd photoshop myself out of danger.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:31 pm

Smack the bear in the nose if it comes after you, I wouldn't jump.....

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:45 pm

Anyone who could stand there wouldn't be afraid of a bear.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:00 pm

Try and knock the bear off

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:33 pm

If I jump I'm assured death. If I fight I might live. I would choose bear.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:35 am

Negotiate

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:45 pm

koan;1408154 wrote: If I jump I'm assured death. If I fight I might live. I would choose bear.

Jumping to your death would take seconds, being eaten could take hours.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:12 am

I'd give him a finger and hope he was a finicky eater.

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:07 pm

Lon;1408237 wrote: Jumping to your death would take seconds, being eaten could take hours.

Yeah, but, all the way down, I'd be thinking, "You, know, maybe he wouldn't have eaten me."

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:14 pm

I'd pull out a doorframe and put it at the edge of the cliff then politely open it and offer to let the bear go first, hoping the bear had never watched Road Runner as a cub.

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:47 pm

koan;1408328 wrote: I'd pull out a doorframe and put it at the edge of the cliff then politely open it and offer to let the bear go first, hoping the bear had never watched Road Runner as a cub.

Now, THAT is a good plan.