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Don't ask me why this is funny
I just find it so.
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Don't ask me why this is funny
It's called schadenfreude.
Don't ask me why this is funny
gmc;1391607 wrote: I just find it so.
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So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?
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So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1391624 wrote: I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
Depends who's ?
Depends who's ?
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
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YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
How did your mind make THAT connection ?
How did your mind make THAT connection ?
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
Don't ask me why this is funny
oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
I figured, since Oscar and Spot are at war you were referring to Spot when you suggested it depends who's scrotum she might not HATE to see it happen to.
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
Bruv;1391707 wrote: How did your mind make THAT connection ?
Make any sense--lol
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
I figured, since Oscar and Spot are at war you were referring to Spot when you suggested it depends who's scrotum she might not HATE to see it happen to.
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
Bruv;1391707 wrote: How did your mind make THAT connection ?
Make any sense--lol
Don't ask me why this is funny
Sometimes less is more.
English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............
English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
Don't ask me why this is funny
oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
Bruv;1391711 wrote: Sometimes less is more.
English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............
You asked how the connection was made.
I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.
I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.
I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.
Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..
Bruv;1391711 wrote: Sometimes less is more.
English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............
You asked how the connection was made.
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YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape.. I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Bruv;1391619 wrote: So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?
It is hard to imagine the kind of narcissism required to spend long enough gazing in the mirror to develop the urge to start shaving or waxing anything more than one normally does. Alas the six pack has long since disappeared in to memory - still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.
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I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man
The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.
It is hard to imagine the kind of narcissism required to spend long enough gazing in the mirror to develop the urge to start shaving or waxing anything more than one normally does. Alas the six pack has long since disappeared in to memory - still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.
posted by oscar
I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man
The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.
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YZGI;1391713 wrote: You asked how the connection was made.
Don't you get all serious on me now.
Don't you get all serious on me now.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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gmc;1391734 wrote: .........still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.
And she believes you ?
And she believes you ?
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gmc;1391734 wrote:
The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.
Yep
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The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.
Yep
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.
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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.
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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.
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Not when you can't find the tap
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Not when you can't find the tap
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Bruv;1391736 wrote: And she believes you ?
My sense of humour is a redeeming factor.
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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.
I don't want to know where that came from.
Not when you can't find the tap
Cruelty thy name is woman
My sense of humour is a redeeming factor.
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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.
I don't want to know where that came from.
Not when you can't find the tap
Cruelty thy name is woman
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gmc;1391789 wrote:
Cruelty thy name is woman Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?
Cruelty thy name is woman Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1391790 wrote: Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?
It's a spigot
Spigot :A wooden faucet placed in the bunghole of a cask
That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.
It's a spigot
Spigot :A wooden faucet placed in the bunghole of a cask
That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.
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Bruv;1391796 wrote: It's a spigot
That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.
Nothing worse than a grubby bunghole
That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.
Nothing worse than a grubby bunghole
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Hmm, this thread took a nasty turn.Think I'll find the backdoor outta here.