Vibrating Mascara

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:38 pm

It really exists. And it makes you feel like you're having an eyeball orgasm.

I knew they were selling vibrating razors... that just seemed like a bad idea. Like trying to shave when really hung over. Really what's just going on is that people are losing the will to move their hands in subtle up and down motions.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:31 am

I'll stick with my vibrating toothbrush.

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:17 pm

Why are women so obsessed with cylindrical things that vibrate? It is the application wand that vibrates, not the mascara itself. The physics behind it are sound and depending on the material applied it assures an even coat with little effort. We used the same technique when applying cadmium adhesive to caloric heating elements. They vibrated in a cadmium mist which was enclosed in a nitrogen filled container.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Scrat;1383506 wrote: They vibrated in a cadmium mist which was enclosed in a nitrogen filled container.

Careful you don't get that in yer eye.............

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:51 pm

They don't call me Golden Eye for nothing Bruv.

Really what's just going on is that people are losing the will to move their hands in subtle up and down motions.

Not in this house.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:05 pm

I actually didn't know it vibrated when I got it. It was a give-away.

I'm not sure how I feel about it. I definitely shut the bathroom door before applying.

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:59 pm

The vibrating part seems like a gimmick, I don't use mascara on my eye lashes but I think you could get the same result with a regular applicator. The key is the goop you're putting on the eye lashes. Some things spread evenly some don't.

Don't poke yourself in the eye with that thing, it might take on a life of its own. Something like you'd see in a Stephen King movie.:yh_rotfl

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:22 pm

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about my mascara coming to life in the middle of the night and talking all my other appliances into killing me.