Ban me

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:16 pm

This is newgod

i am here to get banned permanently

i hold the world record for the most banned in the world

and i just jonin forums to get banned from there

so mods and admins ban me or face the curse of newgod

i am supermod in multiple forums and will also have my own forum soon in future so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right now

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:25 pm

This place is absolutely dead there are noone to talk to also that the admins and mods are also not online plus i dont see any thing in the forum leaders section so i cannot directly pm them to ban me

well i am wait and watch if i am not banned then i will have to break some rules to get noticed and get banned

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:09 am

You're a bit of an idiot aren't you ...........BTW that was a rhetorical question.

God eh? ....I rest me case .

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:15 am

hey why dont use this first take a test tube then fill it with water and then put a stick in it and put it in the freezer then it becomes ice didlo then you can put some fuel on it and set it on fire then it will be fire and ice didlo then you can **** yourself with it and that will be called ****ing yourself with fire and ice didlo

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:17 am

hey i got it the admins and mods are so cowards that they dont even show themselves in the forum leaders list must be some shemales anyways regarding the anti swear system you got there here is my answer

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:21 am

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:22 am

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 2

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:22 am

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 3

Newgod · Post by **Newgod** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:23 am

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 4

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:46 am

Newgod;1377764 wrote: hey why dont use this first take a test tube then fill it with water and then put a stick in it and put it in the freezer then it becomes ice didlo then you can put some fuel on it and set it on fire then it will be fire and ice didlo then you can **** yourself with it and that will be called ****ing yourself with fire and ice didlo

Now that's an option ..... thanks for the advice ....

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:48 am

Newgod;1377766 wrote: hey i got it the admins and mods are so cowards that they dont even show themselves in the forum leaders list must be some shemales anyways regarding the anti swear system you got there here is my answer

well considering your father is in the same catagory should we take it as an insult?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:05 am

aaawwwhhh now that's not fair.....YOu called me a racist and I was being so nice too .....Hey have the pakistanis invaded you yet ? typical Indian coward .

a personal message from NEW GOD i am putting you on my ignore list so i wont be seeing you and with all the nude miss universe nina merdedez pics i post to the head garderner i am sure he will come looking for me soon and well you know when you send someone and PM a email is generated now when ever that ******* head gardnerer checks his mail he will find Newgod there

hey i am a supermod myslef i know all this ****

damn missing out on miss universe nude pics .hey was it miss india? bugger .!!!!

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:24 am

fuzzywuzzy;1377803 wrote: damn missing out on miss universe nude pics .hey was it miss india? bugger .!!!!I thought she was German.

It's all a bit dispiriting. The site waits years in eager anticipation for an Indian to roll up who isn't trying to sell something for somebody else and when it one arrives he's a joker. You'd have thought there would be more on offer given how good his English is.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:00 am

I'm impressed an indian has a sense of humour . Well ya gotta love it ....where's oscar when you need 'er?

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:17 am

Indians are famed for their sense of humour. I even found a clip of Newgod's mum bragging about his abilities...

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:40 am

Welcome Newgod........

Did you achieve your aim yet ?

*Bruv forms a horn with his right hand and chants repeatedly "Looooser.....Looooooser"

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:08 am

Is it banned already?

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:34 am

SnoozeAgain;1377811 wrote: Is it banned already?

Good lord no. I stopped him from posting image links to members' visitor pages and from uploading pictures because the site's meant to be work-friendly and I can't police visitor pages. I think I pre-emptively stopped him from PMing more than ten people a day too. Other than that, he's good. I created an entire new usergroup in case anyone else does the same some day, it's called Registered Berserker.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:42 am

Am I missing something here - I thought the Americans kept all the Indians on reservations and didn't let them out:-2

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:47 am

Dear oh dear. Turbans, not feathers. That place we sold the obsolete Falklands aircraft carrier to. Hermes. Vickers Armstrong started building her in 1944, I'm surprised she still manages to stay afloat.

Perhaps our newbie could adopt the motto of the current incarnation - "I completely defeat those who dare fight me". It suits his style, bluster without substance.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:49 am

Newgod;1377750 wrote: This is newgod

i am here to get banned permanently

i hold the world record for the most banned in the world

and i just jonin forums to get banned from there

so mods and admins ban me or face the curse of newgod

i am supermod in multiple forums and will also have my own forum soon in future so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right now

Tell you what.... here' another forum....

Mock

Register there and If you last one day with Frankie and Ninja without going crying to the admin and your mummy, I'll buy you a lollipop.

Go on.... I dare you.... register today..

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:52 am

Bloody hell. After all I've said over the years about bloody Frank poaching members from FG, and you stick a link to his latest venture on here? Strewth. Gordon Bennett. I'm lost for words.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:56 am

spot;1377825 wrote: Bloody hell. After all I've said over the years about bloody Frank poaching members from FG, and you stick a link to his latest venture on here? Strewth. Gordon Bennett. I'm lost for words.

You know as well as I do, the chances of anyone from here registering at Mock are on par with England winning a world cup.

However, If Newgod, Is feeling brave, he/she may care to venture.

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:17 pm

How entertaining! Don't ban him, just restrict his access to only the "Nifty 50's" forum!

ROFLMAO! He'll be like a caged monkey that we can all go and visit once and a while!

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:26 pm

Now there's an idea . feel the love

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:24 pm

Saint_;1377842 wrote: How entertaining! Don't ban him, just restrict his access to only the "Nifty 50's" forum!

ROFLMAO! He'll be like a caged monkey that we can all go and visit once and a while!

Perhaps Spot can try some of that community re-habilitation on him/her/It

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:26 pm

Newgod;1377750 wrote: ...so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right nowIf you know them "for good" then why assume a mod will ban you without having presented any offense worth banning you over?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:07 am

oscar;1377827 wrote: You know as well as I do, the chances of anyone from here registering at Mock are on par with England winning a world cup.

However, If Newgod, Is feeling brave, he/she may care to venture.

That forum is just a shade of its former self. The insults there are no worse than when spot is having a bad day here.

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:21 am

SnoozeAgain;1377904 wrote: That forum is just a shade of its former self. The insults there are no worse than when spot is having a bad day here.

Bah. You'm nobbut nadger bait, Snooze, and not worth condescending to.

the grumps · Post by **the grumps** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:30 pm

i,ve been banned more times than you newgod from the FG

mind you i behave myself now

AA grumpy

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:47 pm

the grumps;1377934 wrote: i,ve been banned more times than you newgod from the FG

mind you i behave myself now

AA grumpy

Just wondering Grumpy........are you an agoraphobic........this is the first time I have seen you outside one of your own threads.

I knew you could do it......I am proud of you.

the grumps · Post by **the grumps** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:28 pm

my pleasure mate i do dabble......sometimes

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:34 pm

the grumps;1377959 wrote: my pleasure mate i do dabble......sometimes

One step at a time....... we will get you out there..........................amongst the regular people.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:05 pm

spot;1377907 wrote: Bah. You'm nobbut nadger bait, Snooze, and not worth condescending to.

I have no idea what that means but you sound like a Dickens character.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:27 am

Is that LC? lol

Yawn.

I've got a bunch of dick sized tools rusting in my hallway that outsize this limpwad's orifices but see no reason to sharpen them up at this point.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:56 pm

gmc;1377818 wrote: Am I missing something here - I thought the Americans kept all the Indians on reservations and didn't let them out:-2

It's not one of ours.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:38 pm

LarsMac;1378045 wrote: It's not one of ours.

what isn't?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:42 pm

Indian from India not a native american.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:44 pm

He was so interested in getting banned, but when he couldn't he disappeared in a huff.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:47 pm

flopstock;1378054 wrote: what isn't?

The Native Americans that we keep locked up on the rez.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:56 pm

Bruv;1378068 wrote: He was so interested in getting banned, but when he couldn't he disappeared in a huff.

Pretty rude, I say.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:44 am

I miss him ....fun times fun times ...I still remember the autumn day we walked hand in hand through the park kicking up those golden and auburn leaves..........sigh. And staring into each others eyes as we sat in that little french cafe with the breeze gently blowing against the lace curtaining .......

or was that Bruv or grumpy?............shite can't remember now . Oh well .

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:04 am

LarsMac;1378080 wrote: Pretty rude, I say.

But.......is it worth a ban.........nope !!!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:05 am

fuzzywuzzy;1378093 wrote:

or was that Bruv or grumpy?............shite can't remember now . Oh well .

Grumpy and me in the same sentence.............yuk!

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:08 am

What must it do to someone's self esteem, that their reason for being is something as low barred as getting banned from random sites - and yet they can't even accomplish it?

Perhaps we should review this on Christmas day as a goodwill to-wards man gesture?

Post by **spot** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:10 am

Only if he comes back and joins in.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:52 am

flopstock;1378121 wrote:

Perhaps we should review this on Christmas day as a goodwill to-wards man gesture?

NO !! sod em.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:50 pm

He read the AA Grumpy Column and lost all will to live.

Post by **LarsMac** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:48 pm

Bruv;1378106 wrote: But.......is it worth a ban.........nope !!!

nope, if ya start banning folks fer being rude, I reckon a lot of forums would dry up.