Obama Taxes Christmas Tree's by 15 %

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:04 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375599 wrote: I was going to make a rectum joke but I thought better of it. I laughed though. Love your new avatar

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:19 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375599 wrote: I was going to make a rectum joke but I thought better of it. I laughed though.
Funny how rectums become a focal point for the elderly. I'm glad you thought better of it and laughed instead.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:27 pm

Ahso!;1375614 wrote: Funny how rectums become a focal point for the elderly. I'm glad you thought better of it and laughed instead.

Speaking from experience?

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:33 pm

SnoozeAgain;1375615 wrote: Speaking from experience?An observation. It hasn't been me posting about being up other peoples rear ends, farts, rectums and so forth, has it. If the shoe fits....

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:53 am

Ahso!;1375622 wrote: If the shoe fits....

Where ?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:57 pm

Bruv;1375638 wrote: Where ?

I've always wanted to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis................i don't know why I just always have .

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:16 pm

I think everybody needs to have a big old cup of STFU and or go **** themselves. Goddamn children.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:54 pm

Scrat;1375697 wrote: I think everybody needs to have a big old cup of STFU and or go **** themselves. Goddamn children.

Except me, right? I added a lot to this thread.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:02 pm

I still want to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:12 am

fuzzywuzzy;1375703 wrote: I still want to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis

Any particular type ?

Work

Flip Flop

Slipper

Or Jimmy Choo shoes

Might be able to help you out with the Flip Flops.

Post by **spot** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:41 am

Bruv;1375727 wrote: Any particular type ?It's fuzzy, remember.

Attached files

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:10 pm

hOly crap!!!! yeah I could see myself wearing those .....NOT :yh_rotfl

HHHHmmm just having a think ................actually I do have a pair of boots that come up over my knees and up my thighs but that's only because I'm old and I want to keep my knees warm.

you wanna see me in those dontcha spot? hee hee....OI!! stop shuddering!!!

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:16 pm

Bruv;1375727 wrote: Any particular type ?

Work

Flip Flop

Slipper

Or Jimmy Choo shoes

Might be able to help you out with the Flip Flops.

aaawwwhhh you do look after me Bruv. :-4

Don't mind that safety boot though I might look into those .

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:30 pm

I like the penis.....with shoes on...that would be fun to see too!!....

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:01 am

fuzzywuzzy;1375820 wrote:

Don't mind that safety boot though I might look into those .

The safety boots are a no no......as I said, might just be able to perform your wish with flip flops (On a good day)

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:01 am

WonderWendy3;1375847 wrote: I like the penis.....with shoes on...that would be fun to see too!!....

Oh no not you too ?

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:21 am

There's probably a web site for that kind of thing. I hate to think where the xmas tree comes in to all of this..

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:14 pm

Ummmm If I'm really good santa might leave a man under the christmas tree (bazinga!!!!) with a shoe hanging off his erect penis.

(and there's your segway) lol lol

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:16 pm

Bruv;1375856 wrote: The safety boots are a no no......as I said, might just be able to perform your wish with flip flops (On a good day)

OKAY done ....just out of curiosity now!!!!!! come on Bruv produce the goods !!!!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:11 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1375920 wrote: OKAY done ....just out of curiosity now!!!!!! come on Bruv produce the goods !!!!

Now the wait for a good day................hope you are patient

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:22 pm

Very...I also hold people to what they say they are going to do .:-4

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:05 am

fuzzywuzzy;1375972 wrote: Very...I also hold people to what they say they are going to do .:-4

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You didn't spot the word 'might' did you ?

Post by **spot** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:39 am

I've been practising, I can manage a size 5 indoor cotton bootee. It's more a thick sock than a boot but it's a start. Where are we meant to upload the photos to?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:45 am

The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:46 am

SnoozeAgain;1376015 wrote: The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.
Throwing another welly on the fire.................

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:16 pm

meh.... (Saint walks off to cut his own tree)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:08 pm

SnoozeAgain;1376015 wrote: The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.

Ya comin with? It'll be fun . lol