Hello 911? Help, I'm trapped in a corn maze!

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:04 am

I shouldn't laugh, I've got a terrible sense of direction and I'd probably need to pee after 20 minutes of being lost.

http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articl ... -for-help/

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:40 am

This was great fodder for the news media here. You'll notice it was the woman that called, guys never ask for directions.:yh_rotfl

I think she got worried and impatient. Worried because the workers had closed the place down and she had a young baby. She was not going to spend all night in that maze.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:23 pm

Touche

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:26 pm

A dingo ate her baby!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:39 pm

SnoozeAgain;1372724 wrote: A dingo ate her baby!

To be geographically correct Shrug, that is an English Fox. There-fore In the first Instance, should her baby have been eaten, being English, she would have seen the Irony of the situation.

Secondly, being an English Fox, she would maintain the Dunkirk Spirit and keep a stiff upper lip at all times remembering the words of Sir Winston Churchill ' We shall never surrender '.

Third, being an English Fox, she would simply go and get drunk, have more babies until the council gave her a council house and queued up for her benefit cheque.

And last, being an English Fox, she has the privalige of having no predators and would there-fore laugh In the face of any passing squirrel or hedgehog.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:56 pm

Havent heard of it ......but I really really wanna do that maze ........

oh hello tabby sitting in the bleaches there.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:20 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1372727 wrote: Havent heard of it ......but I really really wanna do that maze ........

oh hello tabby sitting in the bleaches there. Yeah I noticed Tabby watching again... why doesn't she post I wonder?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:04 pm

Thank you for the fascinating explanation, Felix but an English fox in Massachusetts is as unlikely as seeing a dingo and misquoting the famous line from "A Cry in the Dark" is still amusing.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:13 pm

SnoozeAgain;1372740 wrote: Thank you for the fascinating explanation, Felix but an English fox in Massachusetts is as unlikely as seeing a dingo and misquoting the famous line from "A Cry in the Dark" is still amusing.

Oh good. We are on the same wavelength then.

Would you like a Fox Shrug? Only I got plenty at the moment and there will be more babies In April. I could mail one to you. It's really no trouble at all. Feeding them Is very easy..... Just a diet of 6 week old kittens will keep It happy...........

:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:16 pm

Turns out ..A dingo really did take it .

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:41 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1372743 wrote: Turns out ..A dingo really did take it . Then she should have been more careful with It.... A Dingo's gotta eat.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:10 pm

it was a disgusting treatment of a woman who went camping with her family ...... All for the love of tourism.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:16 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1372751 wrote: it was a disgusting treatment of a woman who went camping with her family ...... All for the love of tourism. Oh that woman !!! I thought you meant the Fox....

Yes, I saw the film with Meryl Streep. A shocking case Indeed.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:13 am

From my perspective, and considering the family's decision to walk through a corn field designed to confuse you at whit's end, she had every right to call 911. The family faced possible "starvation" only to then have to resort to eating the corn.

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fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:41 pm

Oh l love raw corn straight off the stalk. yummy!!!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:56 pm

Hubby and I have been to this town while we were on vacation, but we have never explored the maze:

Blue Ridge Corn Maze