Oh the mischief I can cause...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:09 pm

I have just been given one of these for political purposes but one can not help but think of all the mischief I can cause.

Any Idea's folks.?

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K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:24 pm

oscar;1370531 wrote: Is It just me or have people become noisier? How cute. :yh_wink

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:39 pm

K.Snyder;1370874 wrote: How cute. :yh_wink I thought of starting off at the supermarket.... Pick some poor unsuspecting soul and shout through the loud hailer:

PUT YOUR BAGS DOWN NOW

WALK AWAY FROM THE BAGS

YOU ARE SURROUNDED

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:04 pm

Stand at a busy intersection and yell "Repent, Repent all ye Sinners".

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:10 pm

Ah what to suggest oscar do with her megaphone to cause mischief? You could be the first BNP megaphonerapper.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:21 pm

And that is why some political parties should never be given power............any power.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:29 pm

I was at a political rally a few years ago and there was a woman with one of those and she was hysterically funny! She was from Texas (go figure) and she was just having a ball with it....she and I became quick friends and she overheard me tell my mom that I had to go to the bathroom....needless to say-everyone knew that I had to use the bathroom within seconds!:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:25 pm

WonderWendy3;1370892 wrote: I was at a political rally a few years ago and there was a woman with one of those and she was hysterically funny! She was from Texas (go figure) and she was just having a ball with it....she and I became quick friends and she overheard me tell my mom that I had to go to the bathroom....needless to say-everyone knew that I had to use the bathroom within seconds!:wah:

Now you have put wicked thoughts Into my head :wah:

I could drive along the road yelling Into the loud hailer:

HEY YOU

YES YOU WITH STUPID PANTS ON

WHY YOU GOT NO GIRLFRIEND MAN?

-kg- · Post by **-kg-** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:34 pm

OH! OH!

Save it until you get one of those unwanted computer tech support calls, then put it up to the receiver and scream at the top of your lungs!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:17 pm

Bruv;1370891 wrote: And that is why some political parties should never be given power............any power.

Why Bruv, surely you are not suggesting an abuse of power here? :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:18 pm

-kg-;1370897 wrote: OH! OH!

Save it until you get one of those unwanted computer tech support calls, then put it up to the receiver and scream at the top of your lungs! Great Idea...

I could say, 'Bear with me only I am a little hard of hearing' then use the megaphone.

Oh the joy !!

-kg- · Post by **-kg-** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:22 pm

A pleasure to be of service.

And sincerely glad I don't work tech support! :p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:15 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl---

Delorean · Post by **Delorean** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:11 am

You could use it in traffic instead of just the horn and your finger, lol.

Or in the supermarket/department store when you can't find anyone to assist you.

Or hide behind walls, trees, pylons etc. when there are religious spruikers about and pretend to be the voice of god.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:18 am

Delorean;1370967 wrote: You could use it in traffic instead of just the horn and your finger, lol.

Or in the supermarket/department store when you can't find anyone to assist you.

Or hide behind walls, trees, pylons etc. when there are religious spruikers about and pretend to be the voice of god.

Wonderful Idea's :wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:56 pm

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:09 pm

Oh my, a handy gadget indeed. Use it to announce blue light specials while in the store line..............................

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:32 pm

chonsigirl;1371012 wrote: Oh my, a handy gadget indeed. Use it to announce blue light specials while in the store line.............................. OMG... That would be hilarious... To announce everything In the store Is half price... you have just given me another wicked Idea..... Call all staff to the exit.

After.... Great song.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 11:15 am

If you can't persuade them to join the BNP use the old karaoke ploy - you could sing through it and threaten to keep doing so unless enough people join the BNP.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:58 am

Now try - GET DOWN

-kg- · Post by **-kg-** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:32 am

You could go downtown in a fair sized city with many tall buildings, look up at one of them, and say through the megaphone.

"NO! DON'T JUMP! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LIVE FOR!"

And see how big of a crowd gathers and looks up trying to see the jumper.

A warning: this could get you arrested when the emergency crews arrive, so you need to leave before they get there.

Oh what fun! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:36 pm

-kg-;1371183 wrote: You could go downtown in a fair sized city with many tall buildings, look up at one of them, and say through the megaphone.

"NO! DON'T JUMP! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO LIVE FOR!"

And see how big of a crowd gathers and looks up trying to see the jumper.

A warning: this could get you arrested when the emergency crews arrive, so you need to leave before they get there.

Oh what fun! :wah: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Yes, you would have to leg It before the police arrived :yh_rotfl

Well, last night It got used.

We have a field outside our house where teenagers gather to get up to what teenagers do. I can't say exactly but It must be up to no good because they do it In the bushes not out In the open.

I don't actually mind as they have to have somewhere to go to smoke weed without plod feeling their collar but I do get pissed off around midnight If they are still there because my Foxes who have to come through the field to get to my garden, get spooked.

So approx half past midnight last night, we turned all the lights In the house off so they couldn't see us and my husband went out Into the garden stating through the loud hailer:

THIS IS THE POLICE

YOU ARE UNDER SUVEILLlANCE

EXIT THE FIELD NOW

A hilarious sight to watch 6 teenagers appear from the bushes and run for their lives :yh_rotfl

-kg- · Post by **-kg-** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:04 pm

oscar;1371192 wrote: THIS IS THE POLICE

YOU ARE UNDER SUVEILLlANCE

EXIT THE FIELD NOW

A hilarious sight to watch 6 teenagers appear from the bushes and run for their lives :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

That's better than anything that's been suggested! I can see it now!

"CHEESE IT! THE COPS!"

ROTFLMAO! :yh_rotfl

Oh, the mischief you now have officially caused! :sneaky:

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:57 pm

oscar;1371192 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Yes, you would have to leg It before the police arrived :yh_rotfl

Well, last night It got used.

We have a field outside our house where teenagers gather to get up to what teenagers do. I can't say exactly but It must be up to no good because they do it In the bushes not out In the open.

I don't actually mind as they have to have somewhere to go to smoke weed without plod feeling their collar but I do get pissed off around midnight If they are still there because my Foxes who have to come through the field to get to my garden, get spooked.

So approx half past midnight last night, we turned all the lights In the house off so they couldn't see us and my husband went out Into the garden stating through the loud hailer:

THIS IS THE POLICE

YOU ARE UNDER SUVEILLlANCE

EXIT THE FIELD NOW

A hilarious sight to watch 6 teenagers appear from the bushes and run for their lives :yh_rotfl

That is really funny :yh_rotfl