Why Am I Still A Virgin?

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:21 am

spot;1369176 wrote: Because you had the unmitigated gall to wonder why I was suspicious of the Lady J account and called for my justification. If what I've put here isn't accounted justification by the majority of the membership then I've acted in error. I doubt whether that's so.

Oh okay. So everything you have posted here today is simply to prove to the "majority of the membership" that you were right.

“My word but you're a sad wreck mate.”

I rest my case.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:31 am

Nobody asked me, it's none of my business and no one probably cares what I think but... I was defending the right to have multiple accounts but after reading that intro that included the sad story about heartbreak and betrayal, I can see why some members were upset about this. If you had just come in and chatted without making up the sob story, it probably would have worked out okay. As it is, you did manipulate people and their feelings. Not good.

I really hate agreeing with spot, by the way.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:40 am

SnoozeAgain;1369180 wrote: Nobody asked me, it's none of my business and no one probably cares what I think but... I was defending the right to have multiple accounts but after reading that intro that included the sad story about heartbreak and betrayal, I can see why some members were upset about this. If you had just come in and chatted without making up the sob story, it probably would have worked out okay. As it is, you did manipulate people and their feelings. Not good.

I really hate agreeing with spot, by the way.

Again I reiterate ... Who was injured by what I posted? You for a start knew nothing at all about this post until it was brought to your attention today by John Spotty.

Nobody was upset about this and nobody was "manipulated."

The motive behind what you have read today had nothing at all to do about Forum Garden or the majority of the membership. It has all to do about someone being unable to handle a man who is NOT prepared to kowtow.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:56 am

jones jones;1369181 wrote:

Nobody was upset about this and nobody was "manipulated."

Do you know what...thats really maddening.

Thank you for feeling that you can trust and share that with us Nicky,

you telling me ive been duped again spot????

In the interest of balance.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:09 am

Bruv;1369182 wrote: Do you know what...thats really maddening.

Thank you for feeling that you can trust and share that with us Nicky,

you telling me ive been duped again spot????

In the interest of balance.

How many more times do I have to ask the same question?

Who was hurt, injured, scarred for life or institutionalized by anything I said?

John Spotty doesn't give a flying f...k about any member of Forum Garden except himself. Why do you keep digging up old bones? Why not try judging me on what I have done or not done lately?

And if I am such a bad person why don't you ban me once and for all?

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:17 am

jones jones;1369181 wrote: It has all to do about someone being unable to handle a man who is NOT prepared to kowtow.I'd want tongs. Rubber gloves. The grease, the oil, the sleazy smarm, it's off-putting and cumulative. Eww.

If you don't get the reason for the revulsion that's too bad. Just take it from me, it's there.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:20 am

Bruv;1369182 wrote: Do you know what...thats really maddening.

Thank you for feeling that you can trust and share that with us Nicky,

you telling me ive been duped again spot????

In the interest of balance.

You know what's ironic? I posted in that thread using one of my multiple accounts. :yh_giggle

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:22 am

jones jones;1369184 wrote:

.....................why don't you ban me once and for all?

Thankfully I am not a moderator........your feet would not have touched the floor.

But for me......just another slowly unfolding demi drama, an insight into people's foibles, irritating as it is interesting in a car crash stylee.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:25 am

SnoozeAgain;1369186 wrote: You know what's ironic? I posted in that thread using one of my multiple accounts. :yh_giggle

Snooze ?

Freekin amateur

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:26 am

SnoozeAgain;1369186 wrote: You know what's ironic? I posted in that thread using one of my multiple accounts. :yh_giggle

Oh damn it...now I feel compelled to read through it again and guess who you were :-5

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:30 am

spot;1369185 wrote: I'd want tongs. Rubber gloves. The grease, the oil, the sleazy smarm, it's off-putting and cumulative. Eww.

If you don't get the reason for the revulsion that's too bad. Just take it from me, it's there.

I'm rather surprised and a little taken aback by this post Spot. "Sleazy smarm, Eww, revulsion." These are NOT adjectives I would have expected in a post from you. Despite everything that has been said, I am nevertheless ever so slightly saddened ... I wonder why?

Perhaps Miss Boop was closer to the mark than I at first believed when she spoke of "pouting little boys."

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:32 am

jones jones;1369160 wrote:

#1 … Jones Jones ... Bruised, bloodied & battered, he nevertheless rose like the Phoenix and lives on.

#2 … Nicky Daniells … A couple of posts and gone.

#3 … Kittypaws. … Ditto. (The ONLY time I EVER, EVER got in touch with my female side.

#4 … Donnbhan. … Made no posts at all. Still an active Member but never made a single post. He got a birthday wish from FG recently.

#5 … Touchstone … US Marine Corps. These colors won’t run!

#6 … Jones Jones. … Yours Truly.

Now, hands up anyone on FG who can say with their hand on their heart that any one of the above offended you so badly that you would like to tear me limb from limb?

Yes, I remember Touchstone,

You did some pervey thread about three years ago about woman's breasts and weather they liked men touching them or something. I can remember feeling quite disturbed that as the thread progressed, you seemed to be getting rather excited. I didn't know you but I remember private messaging a female member here called 'Millie' or she may have been 'Scouse' then ( Can't remember) and pointing out that you seemed to be getting off on her posts.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:41 am

oscar;1369192 wrote:

Yes, I remember Touchstone,

You did some pervey thread about three years ago about woman's breasts and weather they liked men touching them or something. I can remember feeling quite disturbed that as the thread progressed, you seemed to be getting rather excited. I didn't know you but I remember private messaging a female member here called 'Millie' or she may have been 'Scouse' then ( Can't remember) and pointing out that you seemed to be getting off on her posts.

You wish! Touchstone wasn't a member three years ago. Go peddle your BS somewhere else!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:42 am

jones jones;1369196 wrote: You wish! Touchstone wasn't a member three years ago. Go peddle your BS somewhere else! Might have my dates wrong...but I do know how to look for a thread.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... avage.html

Actually, I was spot on...It was posted In 2008.... three years ago...As I said.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:52 am

oscar;1369197 wrote: Might have my dates wrong...but I do know how to look for a thread.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... avage.html

Actually, I was spot on...It was posted In 2008.... three years ago...As I said.

Wow so it was! Guess it must have really excited you and Millie then to make you remember something that far back!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:59 am

jones jones;1369201 wrote: Wow so it was! Guess it must have really excited you and Millie then to make you remember something that far back! Excited me ??? Now you really are In the realms of fantasy land. Or are you confusing un-nerving revulsion with excitement?

As It happens and as my husband will often testify, I forget nothing !!!

Lady J · Post by **Lady J** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:24 pm

spot;1368974 wrote: It's not just the timezone. You were asked whether you were in those parts and dodged the question to the extent that other mods' eyebrows raised. You may have had your reasons but doing that just added to the suspicion.

Why did you claim to be on South African time in your profile, out of interest? An aspect of JJ's fiction is the whole "I own you now" thing, it's one of the reasons I dislike reading it.

First you called me a fake and now a liar.

If I was a liar I would have said yes I am sitting right next to my handsome man but did I? No! Don’t you get it??? How dense are you?

And here's an answer for you regarding the time zone ~ cuz I fracking felt like it.

In post #84 you posted "Bryn thinks I've barked up the wrong tree."

And you did and you were wrong and you are wrong in assuming a time zone is a solid means of identity.

Start a poll and see how many members rely on time lines or even pay attention to them…I even found it strange I needed to post a time zone as I tried to opt out and could not.

I must say, I am an active member on a number of forums, I even manage a couple of groups and have blog spaces as well…. and have never experienced a forum that is so POLICED as this site.

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:29 pm

If you don't see an inaccurate declaration of fact while registering here as a lie then that's down to you. Perhaps you need a dictionary.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:44 pm

Lady J;1369206 wrote:

I must say, I am an active member on a number of forums, I even manage a couple of groups and have blog spaces as well…. and have never experienced a forum that is so POLICED as this site.

I've actually been on worse. I got an infraction for using four dots in an ellipses instead of three.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:02 pm

Is It just me or am I the only one who thinks the entire thread was posted as a bait for Spot? And to crow about how clever he was In out witting us by posting In multiple accounts whilst us lesser mortals scratched our heads?

JJ, Touchstone, Obama or whatever you'll call yourself next, we are all just amazed at your cleverness............. errr not.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:21 pm

I personally am finding this thread tedious now.

I JJ wants to be a contributing member, and his past indiscretions forgotten, why doesn't he just keep away from this thread ?

Seems to me that he needs the oxygen of notoriety to get off.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:24 pm

Bruv;1369214 wrote: I personally am finding this thread tedious now.

I JJ wants to be a contributing member, and his past indiscretions forgotten, why doesn't he just keep away from this thread ?

Seems to me that he needs the oxygen of notoriety to get off.

You've put thoughts In my head mate. If I don't sleep tonight, It's all your fault.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:26 pm

Bruv;1369214 wrote: I personally am finding this thread tedious now.

I JJ wants to be a contributing member, and his past indiscretions forgotten, why doesn't he just keep away from this thread ?

Seems to me that he needs the oxygen of notoriety to get off.

Except for my posts, right? I'm a sparkling gem.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:29 pm

That is Thatcher revisited........is she your nightmare ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:33 pm

Bruv;1369217 wrote: That is Thatcher revisited........is she your nightmare ?

No... my role model :yh_rotfl

It's OK.... I'll just think of Gordon Brown as I go to bed, that'll take away the nasty Image of JJ getting off.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:37 pm

oscar;1369218 wrote: No... my role model :yh_rotfl

It's OK.... I'll just think of Gordon Brown as I go to bed, that'll take away the nasty Image of JJ getting off.

I think JJ is getting off on you having nasty images of him, there are such people.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:43 pm

Bruv;1369220 wrote: I think JJ is getting off on you having nasty images of him, there are such people. Now I really won't sleep.

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:07 pm

jones jones;1369191 wrote: I'm rather surprised and a little taken aback by this post Spot.Perhaps you have forgotten your Malory. Sir Peris de Forest Savage provides an ideal insight into the way you've behaved here over the years. O thou false knight and traitor unto knighthood, who did learn thee to distress ladies and gentlewomen?

kowalskil · Post by **kowalskil** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:50 pm

Why you are a virgin? Only you can answer this question.

Ludwik Kowalski (see Wikipedia)

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buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:31 am

jones jones;1369160 wrote: Okay Miss Buttercup, I said I would answer your question.

I would have preferred to answer your question via the Private Messaging system here, as in that way I could perhaps avoid the possibility of a spate of rebuttals that may result from this post. However, as you chose to ask your question on this thread it must mean that you want me to answer it here as well.

Since my return to Forum Garden, I have tried very hard to conform. I have acknowledged my past mistakes and apologised for them. I have had little or no contact with Forum Garden Members other than on the open Boards. I have Private Messaged only two members ... Miss Boop, to apologise to her for intruding on a Thread she posted and FuzzyWuzzy to ask her if she is the same lady who was here before. Other than those two messages I have confined my inter-action here to the Forums.

Now, first off I never ever did “pretend” to be someone else. To me, pretending to be someone else means that you at any given time operate two or more accounts simultaneously. What I did was to register as someone under another name. It was still me Jj, but I was in another guise.

I think you asked “why” I did this. I did it because I chose to do it.

This is a Social Forum and not The Old Bailey. (For American Members, The Central Criminal Court in England is commonly known as the Old Bailey from the street in which it stands. It is a court building in central London, one of a number of buildings housing the Crown Court.)

So what I did was not a crime, it did not in any way whatsoever cause Forum Garden to register a loss of any kind, or cause members to leave, or cause members to blame Forum Garden for any of my actions. What I did could at the worst be considered a prank, childish I admit, but nevertheless a prank & nothing more.

In fact not long after I was banned the last time, many members, especially Americans left Forum Garden for other Boards. I am not silly or arrogant enough to believe that this had anything to do with me, but it might be interesting and revealing to know how the Forum Garden Admin interpreted this exodus.

For any member of Forum Garden who is wondering what "other people" I was in the past, here is a list just so it’s on record. This is a complete list and despite anything anyone may have read/heard to the contrary, this is the full and final list. Also it is the last time I am gonna discuss the "multiple personae" thingee.

#1 … Jones Jones ... Bruised, bloodied & battered, he nevertheless rose like the Phoenix and lives on.

#2 … Nicky Daniells … A couple of posts and gone.

#3 … Kittypaws. … Ditto. (The ONLY time I EVER, EVER got in touch with my female side.

#4 … Donnbhan. … Made no posts at all. Still an active Member but never made a single post. He got a birthday wish from FG recently.

#5 … Touchstone … US Marine Corps. These colors won’t run!

#6 … Jones Jones. … Yours Truly.

Now, hands up anyone on FG who can say with their hand on their heart that any one of the above offended you so badly that you would like to tear me limb from limb?

Thanks, you could have saved yourself a lot of typing there and just said 'prank'

That one word gives me all the information i would ever need to know about you.