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This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word,

and that word is 'UP.'

It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky,

Or at the top of the list,

But when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP.

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP,

Why do we speak UP,

And why are the officers UP for election,

And why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report.

We call UP our friends,

Brighten UP a room,

Polish UP the silver,

Warm UP the leftovers,

And clean UP the kitchen,

We lock UP the house,

And fix" UP the old car.

At other times this little word has really special meaning.

People stir UP trouble,

Line UP for tickets,

Work UP an appetite,

And think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing

But to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing:

A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a shop in the morning,

But we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP.

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,

look UP the word UP in the dictionary..

In a desk-sized dictionary,

it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page,

And can add UP to about thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP

a list of the many ways UP is used.

It will take UP a lot of your time,

but if you don't give UP,

you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it soaks UP the soil.

When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now

........my time is UP !

Oh....one more thing:

What is the first thing you do in the morning,

And the last thing you do at night?....

U P!

Did that one crack you UP?

Good, but now... it's time for me to shut UP. :lips:
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Idiom Definition for 'Up a river without a paddle'

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If you up a river without a paddle, you are in an unfortunate situation, unprepared and with none of the resources to remedy the matter.

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YouTube - Up on the Roof by The Drifters

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Aaaah along-for-the-ride.

The Drifters, the Drifters. My eyes well UP when I remember the Drifters.

When I was a young lad I used to walk UP to the ice rink, go UP to the balcony, tie UP my boot laces, then skate round the rink listening to them sing "Save The Last Dance For Me" I used to signal UP to the DJ to turn UP the volume, and UP the volume went.

Memories memories, I love it when someone like you :-6 make those memories spring UP in my mind.

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You'd better hurry up before your time's up.
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OpenMind;1330489 wrote: You'd better hurry up before your time's up.
Errxcuse me OpenMind but, Eh? :D
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binbag;1330529 wrote: Errxcuse me OpenMind but, Eh? :D


It's an UP statement. :)
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OpenMind;1330555 wrote: It's an UP statement. :)
Tell me OpenMind, you made that one UP didn't you. C'mon now, hurry UP, tell me. :wah:
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binbag;1330571 wrote: Tell me OpenMind, you made that one UP didn't you. C'mon now, hurry UP, tell me. :wah:


I was being UPpity.:wah:
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:D

Here's another upbeat tune for ya.............

YouTube - Up Up and Away - Hot air Balloons
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YouTube - Shania Twain - Up!
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G#Gill;1330636 wrote: YouTube - Shania Twain - Up!Good one to come UP with G#Gill, :wah: and I rather like Shania. :)
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Up-side down............

Mona: Exploratorium Exhibit. Look at these two upside-down pictures of Mona Lisa.
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along-for-the-ride;1331625 wrote: Up-side down............

Mona: Exploratorium Exhibit. Look at these two upside-down pictures of Mona Lisa.Ha, I like that along-for-the-ride.

Only problem was I had a hard time turning my monitor UP side down to view Mona.

(awful joke) :wah:
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binbag;1332033 wrote: Ha, I like that along-for-the-ride.

Only problem was I had a hard time turning my monitor UP side down to view Mona.

(awful joke) :wah:


:wah: For you, binbag......... Just click on the link below :)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/peopl ... ost1331623
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along-for-the-ride;1332039 wrote: :wah: For you, binbag......... Just click on the link below :)

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/peopl ... 331623That is Sooooo funny along-for-the-ride and fitted well with my reply, for sure.

His facial expressions and movements are brilliant. :wah:



Aaand, how could I have missed the one...

G#Gill;1330633 wrote: You're on top form. :yh_star

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Think I'll take a train to UPlawmoor to...



see if this old UPlawmoor parish church is still standing UP in UPlawmoor.

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