Dear British Telecom....

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Dear British Telecom,

I know that I made threats when you cut my land-line and left me for 3 days with no phone.

Hmmm Funny how you found the fault just on the dead-line of the 3rd day after which you are obliged to pay compensation.

I know I told you that I would go to OFTEL and The Daily Mail and I told you that my very best bessy mate In the whole widest world was Nick Griffin. I know I told you I knew people that could throw you under a bus like no-body's business and I know I told you that this would be raised In The House of Commons....but,

What a delight today to open my mail and find a £50 Marks and Sparks voucher...

Well, It Is not good enough do you hear?

For one, I do not shop at Marks and Sparks... you are confusing me with the cardi Goddess, Betty Boop.

For two, £50 Is just not going to cut It:

I want:

Cake

Car

Roller blades

new Laptop

and some Pet hair remover.

Please send these to my abode forth-with or I shall speak to Nomad.

[kazalala]

I'll have them vouchers if you dont want them:):-3

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kazalala;1331013 wrote: I'll have them vouchers if you dont want them:):-3 That would be one Christmas Present solved :wah::wah::wah:

[binbag]

£50 could by me a low cost curly fluffy rug for my shiny top.



Good story btw.