Man injured in blast while killing spider

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:01 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Man injured in blast while killing spider - Home News, UK - The Independent

OK maybe you shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:51 am

gmc;1330933 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Man injured in blast while killing spider - Home News, UK - The Independent

OK maybe you shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it.

I laughed at this.... Could not help It.... Who lights a cigg after spraying that?

Glaswegian · Post by **Glaswegian** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:00 am

gmc;1330933 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Man injured in blast while killing spider - Home News, UK - The Independent

OK maybe you shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it.
You should feel guilty about laughing, gmc. Because this story is actually about a Muslim spider on a mission to blow up an English shitter with someone sitting on it. The explosion had nothing to do with a lighter and gas fumes. The Muslim spider simply detonated itself at the very instant the man ignited his lighter. A thorough search of the crime scene by anti-terrorist personnel will discover the head of the spider not too far from the epicentre of the explosion.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:03 am

I think he lit his lighter so he could see if he had killed the spider, as the lightbulb had blown ! It's like people being warned not to check for gas leaks in the dark, with a lighted candle ! I don't think he will be doing that sort of thing again ! :yh_doh

I can imagine somebody asking him 'How did you get those awful burns on your face and chest?' I doubt he would give the real reason. :yh_blush

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:05 am

Glaswegian;1330949 wrote: You should feel guilty about laughing, gmc. Because this story is actually about a Muslim spider on a mission to blow up an English shitter with someone sitting on it. The explosion had nothing to do with a lighter and gas fumes. The Muslim spider simply detonated itself at the very instant the man ignited his lighter. A thorough search of the crime scene by anti-terrorist personnel will discover the head of the spider not too far from the epicentre of the explosion.
Rubbish... That's what The Daily Star said.

The truth of the matter Is that the spider was a member of the BNP and the man was a member of the UAF. They have been seeking to destroy all key spiders In the BNP for some time and have launched a smear campaign through the Murdoch Machine to label them as racist.

As Chairperson for PISSE... Persecution In Spider Suffering England, I must Inform you that we are on to this.