Beer Quotes

[Rapunzel]

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-- Babe Ruth

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

-- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, th e greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-- Dave Barry

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.

-- W.C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

-- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

-- Leo Durocher

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[Clodhopper]

:guitarist To Beer! Our companion in joy and sorrow.

"What's the matter, Lager boy? Afraid you might taste something?" t-shirt of Beer connoisseur friend of mine. Probably CAMRA

[Odie]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[OpenMind]

Clodhopper;1326303 wrote: :guitarist To Beer! Our companion in joy and sorrow.

"What's the matter, Lager boy? Afraid you might taste something?" t-shirt of Beer connoisseur friend of mine. Probably CAMRA


That used to be the slogan for Wychwood Breweries beer Hobgoblin. I don't think they've stopped using it as their slogan. A nice bottled beer. A pump pulled version used to be available in one of Bedford's pubs.

[OpenMind]

[Odie]

:yh_rotflOpenMind;1326392 wrote:


now I'll see him in my dreams!:yh_rotfl

[OpenMind]

Can't say I ever had that problem.

Nowadays, you wouldn't see an ashtray in a pub either.

[Odie]

OpenMind;1326407 wrote: Can't say I ever had that problem.

Nowadays, you wouldn't see an ashtray in a pub either.


no ashtrays here either.....pity.

[OpenMind]

Odie;1326408 wrote: no ashtrays here either.....pity.


Either way, it's a jolly good beer.:wah:

[Bryn Mawr]

Veni Vidi Imbibi - I came, I saw, I drank :wah:

[Clodhopper]

That's the one. Thanks Openmind.:wah:

[OpenMind]

Clodhopper;1326502 wrote: That's the one. Thanks Openmind.:wah:


Absolutely my pleasure, Clod.:yh_peace

[Odie]

Bryn Mawr;1326495 wrote: Veni Vidi Imbibi - I came, I saw, I drank :wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl