Budweiser or face cream........LOL

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:25 pm

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them'. demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It?s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:10 pm

Touche!!!!!! funny

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:16 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:38 am

:wah::wah::wah:

Aaaah. Good old beer goggles...

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:27 am

Clodhopper;1326176 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

Aaaah. Good old beer goggles...

Yes, if it weren't for them I'd get no luck at all! :p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:34 am

Clodhopper;1326176 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

Aaaah. Good old beer goggles...

huh?:-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:43 am

Odie;1326183 wrote: huh?:-2

Beer Goggles - Before beer you sweep the room with a glance to discover it full of average oiks, ten pints of beer later you sweep the room to be stunned to find it full of beautiful people - you now have your beer goggles on.

People like to grade one another, like if someone brings along their new girlfriend one kindly man my whisper to another mate 'gosh she must have been a 9 pinter' meaning any normal man would have to be under the influence of 9 pints before considering chatting it up

nice people around these parts hey :wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:58 am

if it weren't for them I'd get no luck at all!

Naah. It's because Cornish men only like scaly women.:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:57 am

Betty Boop;1326184 wrote: Beer Goggles - Before beer you sweep the room with a glance to discover it full of average oiks, ten pints of beer later you sweep the room to be stunned to find it full of beautiful people - you now have your beer goggles on.

People like to grade one another, like if someone brings along their new girlfriend one kindly man my whisper to another mate 'gosh she must have been a 9 pinter' meaning any normal man would have to be under the influence of 9 pints before considering chatting it up

nice people around these parts hey :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

makes sense!:wah:

everyone has to see who's better!:yh_rotfl

binbag · Post by **binbag** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:17 pm

Budweiser or face cream..........

Very funny, my kind of humour. :yh_rotfl

and by the looks of it, many other member's humour also. lol

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:00 pm

binbag;1326251 wrote: Budweiser or face cream..........

Very funny, my kind of humour. :yh_rotfl

and by the looks of it, many other member's humour also. lol

Glad you enjoyed it, everyone needs a laugh!