If you are Irish, please don't take this seriously.
Irish Medical Dictionary
Artery...................... The study of paintings
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria
Barium..................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign......................What you become, after you are eight
Caesarean Section.....A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan...................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize..................Made eye contact with her
Colic.........................A sheep dog
Coma....................... A punctuation mark
Dilate.......................To live long
Enema......................Not a friend
Fester...................... Quicker than someone else
Fibula.......................A small lie
Impotent...................Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain...............Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane
Morbid.......................A higher offer
Nitrates.....................Cheaper than day rates
Node.........................I knew it
Outpatient.................A person who has fainted
Pelvis........................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............A letter carrier
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................Nearly killed him
Secretion....................Hiding something
Seizure.......................Roman emperor
Tablet........................A small table
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................One plus one more
Urine.........................Opposite of you're out.
Ethnic joke
Ethnic joke
Very funny, but, I'm part Irish and I'm completely offended.
How can this be?
How can this be?
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities,
Voltaire
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Fiona Apple
Voltaire
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Fiona Apple
Ethnic joke
Ahso!;1317886 wrote: Very funny, but, I'm part Irish and I'm completely offended.
How can this be?
Easy.The part that thinks it's funny is Irish. The part that is offended is pure jerk.
How can this be?
Easy.The part that thinks it's funny is Irish. The part that is offended is pure jerk.
Ethnic joke
Ahso!;1317886 wrote: Very funny, but, I'm part Irish and I'm completely offended.
How can this be?
hoppy;1317889 wrote: Easy.The part that thinks it's funny is Irish. The part that is offended is pure jerk.
You two are very amusing. Keep up the good work.
How can this be?
hoppy;1317889 wrote: Easy.The part that thinks it's funny is Irish. The part that is offended is pure jerk.
You two are very amusing. Keep up the good work.
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