Older Women Are So Reasonable
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
Older women ar so reasonable.
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farmer giles
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Older women ar so reasonable.
YZGI;1202258 wrote: Older Women Are So Reasonable
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
great stuff :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
great stuff :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Older women ar so reasonable.
YZGI;1202258 wrote: Older Women Are So Reasonable
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
Damn right :wah:
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
Damn right :wah:
Older women ar so reasonable.
farmer giles;1202260 wrote: great stuff :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
abbey;1202262 wrote: Damn right :wah:
Whew, I was afraid someone would take offense at the black & white T.V.
I AINT NO RACIST JUST BECAUSE I GOT A COLORED TELEVISION!!!!!:yh_rotfl
abbey;1202262 wrote: Damn right :wah:
Whew, I was afraid someone would take offense at the black & white T.V.
I AINT NO RACIST JUST BECAUSE I GOT A COLORED TELEVISION!!!!!:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles
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Older women ar so reasonable.
YZGI;1202272 wrote: Whew, I was afraid someone would take offense at the black & white T.V.
I AINT NO RACIST JUST BECAUSE I GOT A COLORED TELEVISION!!!!!:yh_rotfl
boy you are on form :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I AINT NO RACIST JUST BECAUSE I GOT A COLORED TELEVISION!!!!!:yh_rotfl
boy you are on form :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Older women ar so reasonable.
YZGI;1202258 wrote: Older Women Are So Reasonable
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Older women ar so reasonable.
YZGI;1202258 wrote: Older Women Are So Reasonable
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
I love old threads, just saw this one now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
>>
>> AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT
>> MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '40 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
>> APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
>> NIGHT WITH A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
>>
>> NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG
>> BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
>> 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
>> YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
>>
>> MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT
>> AND FIND A HOT 20-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT
>> I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A
>> CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A
>> 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
>>
>> AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE
>> YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES
I love old threads, just saw this one now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.