Will I live to see 80?

[cars]

Here's something to think about.



I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.)



A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'



He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'



Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'



'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said..



He looked at me and said,...







'Then, why do you even give a s**t?:wah::D:rolleyes:

[hoppy]

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[Odie]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[CARLA]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pretty much how I see it life is so very damn short live it, live it. If I see 80 so be it, if not it was fun while it lasted.

[G#Gill]

CARLA;1317417 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pretty much how I see it life is so very damn short live it, live it. If I see 80 so be it, if not it was fun while it lasted.


My sentiments entirely ! :guitarist :yh_rotfl :-6 :driving:

[Mariposa Traicionera]

:wah:

[fuzzywuzzy]

You poor sods. I'm going to see you in the next forty years. Yep the earth has another 40 years (genetically speaking)............................. of "ME". "God help us all.

okay pass the hyperventilation bags around.:yh_rotfl