The Italian Wedding test!!!

[cars]

*THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST *



*I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating

for over a year, and so we **

*decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering

me...It was her beautiful younger sister. *

*My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very *

*tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend

down when she was near *

*me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.

Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. *

*One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check

the*wedding invitations*. She was alone when I arrived, and she

whispered to me that she *

*had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me

that she wanted me just once *

*before I got married and committed my life to her sister. *

*Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. *

*She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last

wild fling, just come up and get me.' *

**I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I

stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the

front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. **

*Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping! *

*With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'**







*And the moral of this story is:*















*Always keep your condoms in your car!* :wah:

[Odie]

typical Italians, always a test!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[along-for-the-ride]

Little sister needs a good b#itch slap.