Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

[Chezzie]

15 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

12 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10 "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9 "Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

8 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

7 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6 "The coffee machine is broke...."

5 "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"#

3 "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2 "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1 "Amen."

[along-for-the-ride]

On that note, Chezzie.................

Attached files

[Odie]

11 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!":yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Odie]

8 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?":yh_rotfl