Heh heh!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed May 12, 2010 9:14 am

THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE...

The population of this country is

APPROXIMATELY 60 MILLION.

32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work..

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing

Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County

Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming

Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your arse,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out

through trying to cope on my own?

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed May 12, 2010 9:19 am

ROFLMAO!:yh_rotfl

Well, hail Imladris, Imladris rules the waves!:D

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed May 12, 2010 9:23 am

Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 12, 2010 10:11 am

Get to work Spot Immy needs a break..

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu May 13, 2010 11:48 am

G#Gill;1309668 wrote: Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !

Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu May 13, 2010 12:10 pm

Imladris;1309900 wrote: Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:

I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Thu May 13, 2010 11:53 pm

hello immy how are you

:)

thanks for the chuckle

:)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri May 14, 2010 8:30 am

G#Gill;1309901 wrote: I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D

:-4 thanks x

farmer giles;1309964 wrote: hello immy how are you

:)

thanks for the chuckle

:)

I'm surviving, life has been strange the last few months, very busy and I've not been well - however I'm not bad at the moment and hoping that things will calm down a bit.

But I have good news - another grandchild on the way, I'm very excited and have put in my request for a girl this time! :wah: