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hoppy
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Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Obama



1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.

Obama used the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois .

Obama comes from Illinois

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.

Obama was in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had little experience before becoming President.

Obama had little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was highly respected.

Obama is a skinny lawyer

9. Lincoln was born in the United States .

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln was so honest he was called Honest Abe.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln led America through the civil war.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln 's birthday is documented and a holiday.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln defended and protected the US Constitution.

Obama is a skinny lawyer.
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Post by beowulf »

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*steals* :D
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The lincoln memorial sits in a copy of a greek temple and he sits with his hands on a copy of the roman symbols of power. two fasces.

Where would American be without all that european tradition:sneaky::D
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gmc;1309065 wrote: The lincoln memorial sits in a copy of a greek temple and he sits with his hands on a copy of the roman symbols of power. two fasces.

Where would American be without all that european tradition:sneaky::D


Freer. Lincoln should have on hand on a bible and holding a revolver in the other hand. That would be American.:)
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Your thread made me think of these parallels:

The Odd Parallels Between Kennedy and Lincoln
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;1310434 wrote: Your thread made me think of these parallels:

The Odd Parallels Between Kennedy and Lincoln


Have you ever wondered if there might be a parallel universe? Someone may have already lived our individual lives years before we were born.
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hoppy;1309091 wrote:

Freer. Lincoln should have on hand on a bible and holding a revolver in the other hand. That would be American.:)


What? now you claim an american wrote the bible and invented the firearm?

Posted by hoppy

Have you ever wondered if there might be a parallel universe? Someone may have already lived our individual lives years before we were born.




Yes. But I've decided not to spend too much time worrying about it. Course I could be in the one where we don't know for sure other parallel universes exist and I've decided not to spend time worrying about it. But somewhere there might be one where they do know parallel universes definitely exist and another me is worrying about it, but since I don't know for sure parallel universes exist I've decided not to spend too much time worrying about it. But I might have their existence confirmed tomorrow in which case I would be in one where I am worrying about it but only just started to do so.

There's probably one where hoppy is a gay, liberal, vegetarian earning a living as an interior designer :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sorry just occurred to me:sneaky:

I've also wondered if I am living my life over again until I get it right.

I decided not to bother studying philosophy too much because it can be depressing trying to decide of you exist or not. What happens of you convince yourself you are a figment of your own imagination:eek:
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gmc;1310470 wrote: What? now you claim an american wrote the bible and invented the firearm?

Posted by hoppy



Yes. But I've decided not to spend too much time worrying about it. Course I could be in the one where we don't know for sure other parallel universes exist and I've decided not to spend time worrying about it. But somewhere there might be one where they do know parallel universes definitely exist and another me is worrying about it, but since I don't know for sure parallel universes exist I've decided not to spend too much time worrying about it. But I might have their existence confirmed tomorrow in which case I would be in one where I am worrying about it but only just started to do so.

There's probably one where hoppy is a gay, liberal, vegetarian earning a living as an interior designer :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sorry just occurred to me:sneaky:

I've also wondered if I am living my life over again until I get it right.

I decided not to bother studying philosophy too much because it can be depressing trying to decide of you exist or not. What happens of you convince yourself you are a figment of your own imagination:eek:


There's probably one where hoppy is a gay, liberal, vegetarian earning a living as an interior designer--- NOT funny, GMC.:p
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Post by yaaarrrgg »

hoppy, Lincoln oversaw the greatest expansion of the federal government (over state's right's) in the nation's history. He was deeply hated by half the country. Especially he was hated by racists.
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