Redneck test

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:52 am

This test really can't be cheated on... either you know the answers or you don't. Yankees may score a 2 or 3, whereas the natives typically score around 20+. 50 or more is "Jeff Foxworthy Redneck" status

Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.

Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

1. How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2. What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?

3. Bill Dance is good at what?

4. What university does Bill Dance root for?

5. Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?

6. After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7. In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8. A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin' language?

9. What is a chigger?

10. What is scrapple?

11. Where is "The Redneck Riviera"?

12. What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13. What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_______________.

14. What's the common name for a bowfin?

15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16. Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart"?

17. What are grits made out of?

18. Who was nicknamed "The Bear"

19. Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20. What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21. Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

22. What are the radio station call letters that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?

23. Where would you find Vidalia County?

24. What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25. What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)

26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)

27. When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28. What is a scuppernong?

29. Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30. Why do you want to eat "high on the hog"?

31. What color is a John Deere?

32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33. What will you harvest when you plant "shade"?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:54 am

Answers:

1. 7

2. 43, red and blue

3. Fishin'

4. University of Tennessee

5. University of Georgia

6. Hard peanuts

7. 283

8. French

9. A red bug (small parasite)

10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts

11. Panama City, FL

12. Spanish moss

13. Evinrude

14. Mudfish

15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16. Hank Williams

17. Corn

18. Paul Bryant

19. Because of the pollen

20. "The Recipe"

21. Helen

22. WSM

23. Georgia

24. Calf roping

25. Mandolin

26. 5

27. The same thing

28. A wild grape

29. Yes

30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.

31. Green

32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.

33. Tobacco

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:18 am

Why do rednecks roll the sides of their hats up?

So they can sit three across in a pickup truck.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:01 am

Okie;1305869 wrote: Why do rednecks roll the sides of their hats up?

So they can sit three across in a pickup truck.

:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:07 am

No good asking me this sort of stuff Hoppy, I'm English ! The only 'red-neck' I know about is the top bit of a sweet Martini bottle ! :yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:41 am

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hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:27 am

beowulf;1305898 wrote: :d:d

Not funny. I know that guy..........:yh_rotfl

Post by **LarsMac** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:38 pm

Okie;1305869 wrote: Why do rednecks roll the sides of their hats up?

So they can sit three across in a pickup truck.

Four, actually.

Post by **Peter Lake** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:27 pm

We have rednecks here in this country also only they are called chavs.

You know you are a chav when you know the exact price of a pair of tracksuit bottoms in George at Asda and you wait for the penny change from your two quid.

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:42 pm

hoppy;1305934 wrote: Not funny. I know that guy..........:yh_rotfl

im glad you didnt say 'i am that guy' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bevdee · Post by **Bevdee** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:31 pm

Oh shoot, I got 15 right!! I guess I know my culture. I do feel that a lil edumacation is in order.... grits are made from hominy, which is made from corn. Hominy grits. Love em with real butter and brown sugar. Livin high on the hog means ya walkin in tall cotton, which means you have some money. We call boiled peanuts goobers. Sherf Andy? Yeah, he dated Helen, but before that was Miss Peggy and before that was Ellie. Helen became Missus Sherf.

And here's a twofer- My stepdad still makes his own recipe in the basement - scuppernong wine, from the grapes they grow on their arbor in the back yard.

Who doesn't know Hank Williams? If you don't ya should!! I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry? One of the best tearjerkers ever made!!

"The silence of a falling star

Lights up a purple sky

And as I wonder where you are

I'm so lonesome I could cry"

Ohh!!!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:47 pm

23. Where would you find Vidalia County?

I live not too far from there.

28. What is a scuppernong?

They grow in my back yard.

albertpollard · Post by **albertpollard** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:42 pm

I wudda taken yer test but der wernt no pitures!

Who doesn't know Hank Williams? If you don't ya should!! I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry? One of the best tearjerkers ever made!!

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep

You'll cry and cry and try to sleep

But sleep won't come the whole night through

Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Also

Hear that lonesome whipporwill

He sounds to blue to fly

The midnight train is whinnin low

I'm so lonesome I could cry

Yup, I member!

Bevdee · Post by **Bevdee** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:45 pm

Hey, hey, good lookin!!

I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill

And I know a spot right over the hill.

There's soda pop and the dancin's free,

So if you wanna have fun come along with me.

Hey, good lookin',

Whatcha got cookin'?

How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:40 am

Nothing brings back memories of my bad ol' days like Hank Williams songs. I once got banned from a bar for starting a fight with some guy who said he was sick of hearing all of Hank's songs on the jukebox, over and over.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:53 am

hoppy;1305329 wrote: Answers:

1. 7

2. 43, red and blue

3. Fishin'

4. University of Tennessee

5. University of Georgia

6. Hard peanuts

7. 283

8. French

9. A red bug (small parasite)

10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts

11. Panama City, FL

12. Spanish moss

13. Evinrude

14. Mudfish

15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16. Hank Williams

17. Corn

18. Paul Bryant

19. Because of the pollen

20. "The Recipe"

21. Helen

22. WSM

23. Georgia

24. Calf roping

25. Mandolin

26. 5

27. The same thing

28. A wild grape

29. Yes

30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.

31. Green

32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.

33. Tobacco Now no# 8 Hoppy. It is kinda French. with a lot of SLANG thrown in. But listening to them speak English is , well let's just say:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:29 am

hoppy;1305328 wrote: Score 3 points per correct answer. You're given 1 point to start.

Answers follow below, so don't peek.....

15. If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

17. What are grits made out of?

26. How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)

31. What color is a John Deere?

32. What do you call the offspring of a mule?

I got those ones right.

That means I score 19!

albertpollard · Post by **albertpollard** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:39 pm

hoppy;1306107 wrote: Nothing brings back memories of my bad ol' days like Hank Williams songs. I once got banned from a bar for starting a fight with some guy who said he was sick of hearing all of Hank's songs on the jukebox, over and over.

When they get tired of Hank you play Patsy Cline!