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Valerie100
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Let's create a continuous, non-stop story. Everyone who wants to join in and add to the story, please pick up where the person before you finishes so that it runs in sequence. Let's see how long we can keep this story going. Be creative and have fun. Here are the first two sentences. Enjoy!!!

The man crawled from the ocean and onto the white sands of the beach. Exhausted, he collapsed as the waters washed up around him.
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Slowly lifting his head and looking around he sees only sand and trees inland, his first thought is of Robinson Crusoe.















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Slowly lifting his head and looking around he sees only sand and trees inland, his first thought is of Robinson Crusoe, and his second thought was "where are my clothes?", I'm completely naked.
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Slowly lifting his head and looking around he sees only sand and trees inland, his first thought is of Robinson Crusoe, and his second thought was "where are my clothes?", I'm completely naked. He drags himself up to the trees, where a coconut falls and hits him on the head.
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Slowly lifting his head and looking around he sees only sand and trees inland, his first thought is of Robinson Crusoe, and his second thought was "where are my clothes?", I'm completely naked. He drags himself up to the trees, where a coconut falls and hits him on the head. He looks up and sees a Spider Monkey mocking him and realizes that he is the culpirt. The sun was hot and he decided to move inland and seek shade and possibly something to cover his nakedness and that would also protect him from the sun. After walking for 20 minutes or so he saw-----------------
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Slowly lifting his head and looking around he sees only sand and trees inland, his first thought is of Robinson Crusoe, and his second thought was "where are my clothes?", I'm completely naked. He drags himself up to the trees, where a coconut falls and hits him on the head. He looks up and sees a Spider Monkey mocking him and realizes that he is the culpirt. The sun was hot and he decided to move inland and seek shade and possibly something to cover his nakedness and that would also protect him from the sun. After walking for 20 minutes or so he saw a huge sign that read "Survivor Contestants This Way." Following the arrows through the surrounding woods, he heard voices in the not so far off distance. Finally he reached a spot in the woods where the voices sounded like they were directly in front of him. Slowly he pushed the bushes apart with his hands. He popped his head through, so as not to expose his naked body, and to his surprise he saw...
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and to his surprise he saw a "Mc Donalds" replete with Golden Arches. He couldn't believe his eyes and thought perhaps it was just a figment of his imagination. But no, there were little brown people inside the fast food place, eating and chatting. They looked Polynesian. He wondered how he could best cover himself and go into Mc Donalds and perhaps use their phone. And then it hit him, he would---------------------
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And then it hit him, he would have thought it impossible, but no, the monkey had yet again hit him in the head with a coconut! He quickly regained his senses, and began salivating like Pavlov's dog for a Big Mac,. So he picked up one of the coconuts, and with precise accuracy, beaned the monkey with one shot, killing him instantly. Then, deftly using a sharp rock, he skinned the deceased primate, and crafted himself a crude but effective loincloth.
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The polynesian people stopped their rapid chattering and gazed in amazement at the strangely wet and bedraggled man who hobbled in through their front door. Now I must tell you that they were actually a race of American Polynesians - better known as Amnesians - who lived on this tiny island. It is very apt that they are called Amnesians as many of them suffered from partial memory loss due to the huge number of Spider Monkeys which inhabited their tiny island, all of whom had an evil sense of humour and all of whom found it hilarious to mock the Amnesians and then pepper them with coconuts!

And unfortunately for the Amnesians - the Spider Monkeys were all damn fine shots! :wah:
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I guess this story has been discontinued :yh_peace
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