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pina · Post by **pina** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:10 pm

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:12 pm

pina wrote: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

:eek: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Very good!!!

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:17 pm

:yh_tong2 :yh_bigsmi This was great!

Honneykit · Post by **Honneykit** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:26 pm

Ive had to borrow that for work tomorrow will make the gals giggle. Thanks

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:01 pm

I dont think its very funny ! :-3

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:07 pm

Nomad wrote: I dont think its very funny ! :-3
What...no sense of humor Nomad????:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:23 am

Nomad wrote: I dont think its very funny ! :-3

Very good Pina. Nomad you're just jealous that u didn't come up with it first.

Why not tell us your own joke then????