Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.......
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees... a ham bush...."
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Bacon tree.......
Bacon tree.......
The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!
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Bacon tree.......
Oh dear, BW, that was really hammy ! But it still made me laugh ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Bacon tree.......
You'll fit in just fine.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Bacon tree.......
hoppy;1295159 wrote: You'll fit in just fine.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Agreed. I just spat a mouthful of wine across my keyboard. What a waste of a nice Zinfandel.
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Agreed. I just spat a mouthful of wine across my keyboard. What a waste of a nice Zinfandel.
:wah::wah::wah:Bacon tree.......
hoppy;1295159 wrote: You'll fit in just fine.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
YES, what Hoppy said. That is SO funny!!!
YES, what Hoppy said. That is SO funny!!!