Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
As this is the opening post, and will be shown on the 'Home' page, I have made a second post ! :p 
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
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From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
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A Disgusting display of Potty humour.
I have sent my report to the Mods.
I have sent my report to the Mods.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
A little humor before we run out of gas.....................
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
:wah: We used to have, and maybe still have, a kiddies comic called Beano and it was very popular. There was a sister/brother comic called Dandy as well !
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Even Ben Franklin wrote about it.:yh_rotfl
To the Royal Academy of Farting by Benjamin Franklin, c. 1781
To the Royal Academy of Farting by Benjamin Franklin, c. 1781
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So eat yer beans at every meal.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So eat yer beans at every meal.
The home of the soul is the Open Road.
- DH Lawrence
- DH Lawrence
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates...........
It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.:yh_rotfl
It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
G#Gill;1293614 wrote: What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl