Requiem for the Banned

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:26 pm

Please sing the following little ditty to the tune of 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'

Jainscott, Jainscott have you any links?

'Yes sir, yes sir, one I think

Scotts of Stow - I think their wares

Are a bit pricey but just who cares?'

Oh dear, Jainscott, wadda you know?

Mustang's caught you so off you go ! :p :driving:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:05 pm

I wish I was a little frog,

Life would be such a farce,

To climb upon the rocks and trees,

And slide down on my ............................

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........................ hands and knees :p :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:44 am

Such busy little bee ers all these little spammers

Crawling from the woodwork and lunch for woodpeckers.

Just like seomul, using his siggy!

But, aha, you can't fool our Abbey! :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:04 am

They're coming in here three by three !

Poor Noah's out-gunned by

wreinmichaeal, alkalinewater and yongvy !

Our mrsK's worked overtime

To send these three to other climes !

:-5

:p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:48 am

Onya mrsK and Gill !!!

:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:32 am

AussiePam;1281204 wrote: Onya mrsK and Gill !!!

:sneaky:

I hope you sang that other one I put up, to 'Baa baa blacksheep' ? :wah:

Or is it supposed to be 'dark grey sheep' ?

but that wouldn't scan ! :rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:50 am

michaelclarve, he got a nerve

Putting advert in his siggy

Betty Boop with greatest verve :yh_femfig

Reduced him quickly to red jelly ! :wah: :p :yh_beatup

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:54 pm

G#Gill;1281219 wrote: I hope you sang that other one I put up, to 'Baa baa blacksheep' ? :wah:

Or is it supposed to be 'dark grey sheep' ?

but that wouldn't scan ! :rolleyes:

Black sheep is non pc, Gilly. Smacks of racism, colourism, animalism.

Wool, woolly thought - sounds like an intellectual disparagement, gold fish put down

Baa baaa colourless creature

Have you any [removed]

Baa - sounds like bas in French... Down.. down with colourless creatures... GOSH

Or bas - stockings... sexual innuendo.. Down with your French stockings..

Yes sir yes sir three bags full - feudal, kowtowing to the uppper class.

Three bags - three - a threesome. Disgusting!!!

Bags - who are you calling an old bag? Bag lady.

Full - drunk again

Down with you, you stockingless French dark complexioned animal or fish

Do you have a single clear thought

The people's flag is deepest red, and you will get yours

You drunken old homeless female person

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What was the question?

I need coffee.....................

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:31 pm

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:48 pm

Indeed, Gilly. Nursery rhymes are fraught with tortured meaning - or can easily have tortured meaning thrust upon them.

The meaning of meaning is a can of worms or a bowl of cherries depending on whether or not you've had your coffee.. or maybe a box of chocolates...

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:53 pm

:yh_rotfl

Good morning Aussiepam. :-6

Goodnight!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:12 pm

G'day Clodders!!!!!!

:sneaky:

Hey diddle diddle (dildo?)

The cat and the fiddle (cool cat, alley cat, financial iffy dealing)

The cow (fat lady - it's not over till the fat lady sings)

jumped over the moon (person waving naked rear end)

The little dog laughed ( see spot run) to see such sport (french joke about peeing agains the wall rather than wanking - vive le sport)

And the dish (sexy girl - nana in French) ran away with the spoon (your guess is as good as mine but obviously she was no better than she ought to be)

Hey you know maybe I should start another thread on the real nursery rhymes??

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:45 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:17 am

AussiePam;1281466 wrote: G'day Clodders!!!!!!

:sneaky:

Hey diddle diddle (dildo?)

The cat and the fiddle (cool cat, alley cat, financial iffy dealing)

The cow (fat lady - it's not over till the fat lady sings)

jumped over the moon (person waving naked rear end)

The little dog laughed ( see spot run) to see such sport (french joke about peeing agains the wall rather than wanking - vive le sport)

And the dish (sexy girl - nana in French) ran away with the spoon (your guess is as good as mine but obviously she was no better than she ought to be)

Hey you know maybe I should start another thread on the real nursery rhymes??

OMG, I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my face :yh_rotfl Where's the one for lifemagnet? :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:37 am

Jazzy;1281540 wrote: OMG, I am laughing so hard I have tears running down my face :yh_rotfl Where's the one for lifemagnet? :wah:

I don't think he has been banned .................................................. yet !

Just checked, and yes he has LOL ...........................................

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:46 am

G#Gill;1281546 wrote: I don't think he has been banned .................................................. yet !

Just checked, and yes he has LOL ...........................................

Must have been his magnetic personality :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:57 am

Well he tried to fiddle his promo in his site name, did lifemagnets.

He thought he was so clever, and avoid the FG dragnets. :rolleyes:

But we aint blind and we can see, the plan he had for our FG :sneaky:

And Mustang unstuck his adverts for free :wah:

No more to post here, he's gone tee hee ! :p:yh_bye

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:12 am

G#Gill;1281551 wrote: Well he tried to fiddle his promo in his site name, did lifemagnets.

He thought he was so clever, and avoid the FG dragnets. :rolleyes:

But we aint blind and we can see, the plan he had for our FG :sneaky:

And Mustang unstuck his adverts for free :wah:

No more to post here, he's gone tee hee ! :p:yh_bye

Excellent job on this one Gill :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:42 pm

Guffaw, Gilly.. And g'day Jazzy. Maybe we could rub a few extra electrons off this bozo and instead of burying him, we could stick him on the FG fridge door... along with the assorted pizza delivery magnets, dial-a-hunk ads etc

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:51 pm

AussiePam;1281625 wrote: Guffaw, Gilly.. And g'day Jazzy. Maybe we could rub a few extra electrons off this bozo and instead of burying him, we could stick him on the FG fridge door... along with the assorted pizza delivery magnets, dial-a-hunk ads etc

Hello Pam! I like your idea as what we should do with him :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:57 pm

:sneaky:

Or maybe make both ends of him negative so he repels himself.

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:02 pm

AussiePam;1281634 wrote: :sneaky:

Or maybe make both ends of him negative so he repels himself.

:yh_rotfl OMG, I hope I never wind up in here! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:10 pm

I can't imagine why you would, Jazzy - except as one of us Angels... :sneaky: But the fact you've chosen a name that I can't think of any rhymes for is a further protection....

:sneaky:

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:16 pm

AussiePam;1281636 wrote: I can't imagine why you would, Jazzy - except as one of us Angels... :sneaky: But the fact you've chosen a name that I can't think of any rhymes for is a further protection....

:sneaky:

That make me feel soooo much better now :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:47 pm

Snazzy rhymes with Jazzy

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:50 pm

abbey;1281641 wrote: Snazzy rhymes with Jazzy

Thanks Abbey :-5

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:10 pm

abbey;1281641 wrote: Snazzy rhymes with Jazzy

'Snazzy' - sheesh, so it does. And I can't even dong Abbey on her head fer upstaging my goddessness here, as she'd probably ban me for violence, and I'd have to end up writing my own bloody requiem.

Here lies dear Pam - misunderstood

For plying violence in this 'hood

She couldn't find a rhyme for 'jazzy'

But Abbey could - how bleedin 'snazzy'!!

Clod could have saved the day, but has he?

Pam blows the lot of them a razzie

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:53 pm

Clod potters in from neighbourhood

Hostelry - no Yankee should

From this assume some awful jazzy

Puke occurred; nor ask what has he

Done tonight. T'was nothing snazzy.

But tummy rumbles - another "razzie"?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:29 pm

Clodhopper;1281752 wrote: Clod potters in from neighbourhood

Hostelry - no Yankee should

From this assume some awful jazzy

Puke occurred; nor ask what has he

Done tonight. T'was nothing snazzy.

But tummy rumbles - another "razzie"?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:06 pm

Clodhopper;1281752 wrote: Clod potters in from neighbourhood

Hostelry - no Yankee should

From this assume some awful jazzy

Puke occurred; nor ask what has he

Done tonight. T'was nothing snazzy.

But tummy rumbles - another "razzie"?

Stone the bleeding crows !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:sneaky:

I saw what Clodders wrote and blimey

He's bloody brilliant - for a Limey

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:00 am

Waiting for the rhyme for Timothy75 :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:28 am

Jazzy;1282137 wrote: Waiting for the rhyme for Timothy75 :yh_rotfl

Well nobody's stopping you Jazzy :p :wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:02 am

Timothy 75

Took a dive

Will not arrive:

Is no longer alive.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:08 am

I like it Cloddy ! :wah: Or ................................

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:10 am

timothy75 you really don't care.

You filled up the page with your price list just there!

Well you can take all your gadgets, can take them away -

Your iphone, your laptop, your Xbox, your Wii.

You have made Spot laugh with your un-imagination,

And Mustang's got rid of you, with such jubilation! :rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:11 am

goalsetting09 with your goal patrol bracelet

You really did try, to persuade us to buy

Poor Spot tried to save you cos he wanted to play

But Mustang's rough handling, it won him the day! :p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:29 am

Abbey, here early, before sun was up :-6

Disposed of four spammers, she gave them the chop!

Banned and deleted haohao007, has now gone

mcdoc thought him secure, but his work is done

hlights - your siggy has now been switched off

dentisthouston - cosmetically your advert was rough

It's all very well, but you can't promo free

On this site we banish you all, can't you see? :rolleyes: :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:05 pm

OOOOOH I missed some deliciously decadent despatching here. Good work, Gill and Clodders!!!!

It's a great pity, Clodders, we must limit our vivisection skills to spambies.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:30 am

It's a great pity, Clodders, we must limit our vivisection skills to spambies.

Mind you, there's no limits on praise poems:

I sing in praise of mighty gods

In the machine - Olympian mods

Mashing devilish little spammers

With their massy cyberhammers

So we may sit in peace and calm

Free from dreadful advert-harm.

:p

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:31 am

fuzzywuzzy;1269163 wrote: I feel I've walked into a Doctor Suess book

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss quote

What????

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:36 pm

Clodhopper;1282649 wrote:

Mind you, there's no limits on praise poems:

I sing in praise of mighty gods

In the machine - Olympian mods

Mashing devilish little spammers

With their massy cyberhammers

So we may sit in peace and calm

Free from dreadful advert-harm.

:p

G'day AFTR!!! Hope you're having a great weekend. It is true, sometimes I feel a bit like a Cat in a Hat - I am not a big fan of Dr Suess - but my family did somehow get truffle trees from his writings or else we invented them in parallel. The clan developed somehow its own polyglot argot..

lesing knigs beneath the truffle treess for instance in aussiepam fam speak is reading books in the garden.

My kids all speak this fluently ....

But let us by all means speak praise as you suggest, Clodders - and as for the rest.. yes...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:41 pm

God rest ye merry mighty mods

Let nothing you dismay

You send unpleasant little bods

Away in disarray

To save us all from nasty spam

So we can safely play

O tidings of comfort and joy

etc

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:59 pm

Just to bump this amazing little thread for newbies and others to read and enjoy, I have copied and pasted Aussie Pam's latest little ditty about 'mrdann', and I hope Pam doesn't mind

:-6

Poor mrdann!! The dreaded ban

Unmanned this man

Departed him from garden clan

And changed him into also-ran!

Poor mrdann!! What was his plan

He came. He saw. He kicked the can.

Undone before he had began

:-1 :-1 :-1

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:59 pm

:yh_rotfl

Thanks Gilly !!!

I must say there's nothing quite like a post-mortem elegiac massacree before brekkie on a sunny Sinny Sunday.

This time one week ago I was hurtling headfirst down the creatively mogulled powder of Rolex at Steamboat Springs, Colorado - also in sunshine. It's really quite nice to ski when you can see.

Amythest · Post by **Amythest** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:05 pm

along-for-the-ride;1282655 wrote: “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss quote

What????

Thats one of my alltime favourite quotes and people!

Some of the banning I'm ???totally lost and dumbfounded.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:47 pm

Amythest;1292047 wrote: Thats one of my alltime favourite quotes and people!

Some of the banning I'm ???totally lost and dumbfounded.

Some of us are not only dumbfounded, Amythest, but we're bewitched bothered and bewildered as well, not to mention flabberghasted, appalled and aghast. It goes with the Garden - we poor will-o-the-wisps who are led astray by faerie lights and the occasional eldritch screech of the banshee have no chance.

Therefore we join in a merry dance of death and can be seen, in moonlit silhouette, boogieing our way through the mists of surreality across the thin ice of the new day.

I hope this answers any unspoken question!

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:52 pm

Can we have a requiem poem for those who just left of their own accord, Pammie? Or those who wrote long, long leaving posts and who then came back...an embarrassing action to be sure

(though of course I wouldn't know this :sneaky:)

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:21 pm

To put you in the picture about seemingly inexplicable bannings.

Just to clarify this 'banning' business. It must seem strange that one minute there's a new member, then the next they are banned. Well rest assured that if a new poster is banned, it will be because they have contravened the rules of Forum Garden. In most cases it is because they post an advert or promote something that could directly benefit them financially - also in most cases these 'newbies' register with FG purely to sneak in a free advert which is not fair to those who legitimately advertise and pay Forum Garden to be able to do it. You will appreciate that paid advertising helps to finance this site, along with paid memberships, in order to keep FG going.

That is why some newbies seem to be banned as soon as they make a post. Moderators are very mindful of these tactics, and remove the various adverts, promos, as soon as possible - hence you may not understand why these people are banned suddenly. The evidence is deleted immediately it is seen by any of the mods.

The moderators are instructed by admin. to delete such posts, or signatures, and ban instantly, the poster responsible for the attempted cheating. There are more and more of these cheats trying it on, and it is a good job that we have a reasonable number of moderators from different countries so that cover is kept up as near to 24/7 as possible, regardless of time zones.

Gill

On behalf of the Forum Garden Moderators.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:28 pm

AussiePam;1292058 wrote: Some of us are not only dumbfounded, Amythest, but we're bewitched bothered and bewildered as well, not to mention flabberghasted, appalled and aghast. It goes with the Garden - we poor will-o-the-wisps who are led astray by faerie lights and the occasional eldritch screech of the banshee have no chance.

Therefore we join in a merry dance of death and can be seen, in moonlit silhouette, boogieing our way through the mists of surreality across the thin ice of the new day.

I hope this answers any unspoken question!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pam, you have a wonderful way with words ! You really are a very funny and clever Aussie ! :-6

Amythest · Post by **Amythest** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:04 pm

AussiePam;1292058 wrote: Some of us are not only dumbfounded, Amythest, but we're bewitched bothered and bewildered as well, not to mention flabberghasted, appalled and aghast. It goes with the Garden - we poor will-o-the-wisps who are led astray by faerie lights and the occasional eldritch screech of the banshee have no chance.

Therefore we join in a merry dance of death and can be seen, in moonlit silhouette, boogieing our way through the mists of surreality across the thin ice of the new day.

I hope this answers any unspoken question!

Hi AussiePam!

I just love the way you express yourself! Mucha Poese'!

I know another wordiferous Gal you need to meet! and i mean that as a compliment of course!:-6