Caution-political joke.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:20 pm

A woman, married three times, walked into a

bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk

that she was looking for a wedding gown for

her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk,

"exactly what type and color are you looking

for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white

dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said,

"Please don't take this the wrong way, but

gowns of that nature are considered more

appropriate for brides who are being married

the first time - for those who are a bit more

innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps

ivory or sky blue would be nice ?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved

at the

clerk's directness, "I can assure you

that a white gown would be quite appropriate.

Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,

I remain as innocent as a first time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited

about our wedding, he died as we were

checking into our hotel. My second husband

and I got into such a terrible fight in the

limo on our way to our honeymoon that we

had that wedding annulled immediately and

never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the

sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman,

"and every night for four years, he just sat

on the edge of the bed and told me how good

it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:41 pm

:wah:

I think it's funny that you have to put "caution" on a joke these days, but it was still funny!:D

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:06 pm

Saint_;1289461 wrote: :wah:

I think it's funny that you have to put "caution" on a joke these days, but it was still funny!:D

It says more about PC than the people who are supposed to promote it.

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:10 pm

I'm a Democrat. I thought it was hilarious.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:14 pm

Bruv;1289474 wrote: It says more about PC than the people who are supposed to promote it.

Some of the other boards I posted it on have some super sensitive members. That's why I titled it that way.:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:15 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:53 am

Everyone knows why a bride is dressed in white.

All kitchen appliances are white...:sneaky:

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:26 am

hoppy;1289521 wrote: Some of the other boards I posted it on have some super sensitive members. That's why I titled it that way.:wah:

I believe we all promote PC by recognising it.