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Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:21 pm

My wife bought a new Karaoke disc today, she has just murdered Will Young and now the Osmonds are getting it, bloody hell, help someone please.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:26 pm

:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:44 pm

does this help?:yh_rotfl

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Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:52 pm

Get down to the chemist and get ear plugs quick! Don't forget a set for the poor pup too! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:12 pm

Barman;1288362 wrote: My wife bought a new Karaoke disc today, she has just murdered Will Young and now the Osmonds are getting it, bloody hell, help someone please.

You are on your own! I'll pray for you. :p

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:27 pm

It sounds like a trip to the pub is required - by the time you get back you won't care what your dear wife's singing sounds like!!!;)

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:28 pm

The Bee Gees, i kid you not the Bee Gees, How deep is your love.

Well mine has gone wifey.:-1

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:29 pm

minks;1288369 wrote: does this help?:yh_rotfl

He,s much prettier than my wife.

:wah:

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:32 pm

Appropriate :sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:46 pm

Get yourself a gift.............a tape recorder. Push "record" when she starts to sing.

Share the love and have her listen to herself singing and while it's playing, you sing too.

If this doesn't work...............get yourself another gift. Earplugs. And get your wife some flowers.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:11 pm

Barman;1288388 wrote: The Bee Gees, i kid you not the Bee Gees, How deep is your love.

Well mine has gone wifey.:-1

stayin alive.........:yh_rotfl

Post by **LarsMac** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:27 pm

This might help.

QuietComfort 15 - Noise Cancelling Headphones - Bose Headsets and Headphones

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:28 am

LarsMac;1288433 wrote: This might help.

QuietComfort 15 - Noise Cancelling Headphones - Bose Headsets and Headphones

Blimey, cheaper to just shoot her.:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:10 am

Just watch out for the pup, Barman, it should be very interesting if it starts howling along with your wife :yh_rotfl

Our first dog used to howl if somebody didn't pick up the phone before its third ring! He also howled if anybody sang certain songs. The best howl came when I played 'Home on the range' on my harmonica ! :yh_rotfl

One day he started howling, and I didn't know why he was howling, till I heard a couple of kids pretending to shoot machine guns at each other! Gawd did he ever howl at that noise ! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl