Drinking to forget

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Rapunzel
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Drinking to forget

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and knocks it back

He then asks for another and knocks that one back, too

After 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he is going to cut the bloke off. He says to him, "Hey, whats wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?"

The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week"

The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, whats wrong with that?"

The man replied,

"Well today's the last day!"

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Odie
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Drinking to forget

Post by Odie »

maybe she deserves the drinks!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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