Sending a Bottle of Wine

[cars]

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine carefully for a second, not looking at the man, and

decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and

delivered it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the

bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him

to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a

Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.

Just send the bottle back." :rolleyes:

[Tombstone]

Well luckily the only thing that got cut short was the conversation.

[Bez]

cars wrote: The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the

gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.



She regarded the wine carefully for a second, not looking at the man, and

decided to send a reply note to the man.



The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and

delivered it to the gentleman.



The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the

bank, and 7 inches in your pants."



After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in

return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him

to return this to the woman.



It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a

Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.



Just send the bottle back." :rolleyes:


EXCELLENT...really made me laugh...

[BabyRider]

Tombstone wrote: Well luckily the only thing that got cut short was the conversation.
DOH!!! :yh_ooooo

[Accountable]

Tombstone wrote: Well luckily the only thing that got cut short was the conversation.
:yh_rotfl Now THAT'S funny! :yh_rotfl