Top 10 times in history when using the F word was appropriate

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Top 10 times in history when using the F word was appropriate

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Top 10 times in history when using the F word was appropriate



10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”

- Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?”

- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

- Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”

- Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”

- Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the @#$% are we?”

- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”

- Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the @#$% was that?”

- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."

- JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 time in history when using the “F” word was appropriate…

“Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”

- Bill Clinton, 1997
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Rapunzel;1272563 wrote: Top 10 times in history when using the F word was appropriate



10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!

- Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?

- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?

- Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?

- Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!

- Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the @#$% are we?

- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.

- Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the @#$% was that?

- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."

- JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 time in history when using the “F word was appropriate¦

“Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?

-George Bush to Tony Blair, 2001Just thought I'd correct that!
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brilliant rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

if i had known someone was having fun in the garden i would of entered sooner :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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farmer giles;1272593 wrote: brilliant rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

if i had known someone was having fun in the garden i would of entered sooner :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Lol Jimbo.

I just thought I was playing with myself here. :lips: ;) :D
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:wah: Funny, Rap!

So Jimbo..................it's about time you @#$% showed up here!





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You forgot the very first time the word was used:

"#@%$ the Neanderthals! Let's kill 'em and take their women!" The Cro-magnons.:wah:
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Hey this is fun!

How about, "Who the @#$% says I can't get a divorce?" Henry the VII

"Grant doesn't have a @#$%ing chance of winning this war!" General Lee

or even...

"Where the @#$% am I?" Marco Polo:D
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Ahso!;1272589 wrote: Just thought I'd correct that!


Nah - the original was Nixon on the Watergate tapes
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